[Voice] Right...

[sexysamehada]

Heh, I guess Itachi found me some place to live. I'm supposed to find a Vincent and a Tia Dalma and hope it's cool.

...and I'm a man, not a fucking shark no matter what Itachi-baka said. I've got legs, I use a sword, and I'm damn hot. Just 'cause my skin is blue an I've got gills don't mean shit.

Now, to find this place and a bed. I'm fucking

Comments

[kin_slayer]

The coordinates are [x,y].

Baka Kisame?

[sexysamehada]

Thanks.

You've called me worse.

[Voice/Video]

[kin_slayer]

Of course.

[A moment's pause and Itachi smiles just a little.]

Maybe.

[Voice/Video]

[sexysamehada]

You must have really missed me, getting me a place to live and everything.

[Kisame grins]

I missed you too, you're not a sexy corpse.

[Voice/Video]

[kin_slayer]

It will wear off once I see your smiling morning face, do not worry.

[the expression is neutral again, but the fondness in the voice is unconcealed.]

I did miss you I suppose. But if I am not a sexy corpse what is a sexy corpse? And what kind of corpse do I qualify as?

You must admit not many people get to find out what sort of corpse they make. I am curious.

[Voice/Video]

[sexysamehada]

Aw, you wound me!

You only suppose? And here I was trying to be nice! You were pretty much a bloody corpse, really. You seemed content though.

I would be curious too.

[Voice/Video]

[kin_slayer]

However can I make it up to you?

... Content. I wonder if I should have been?

[Private to Kisame]

Sasuke's here, Kisame. And he is not in good shape. What happened after I died?

Of course you'd be curious, you're as morbid as I am.

[Voice/Video]

[sexysamehada]

I'm sure you'll think of something.

I wasn't there so I don't know for sure.

[Private to Itachi]

All I know is he walked out and you didn't.

Possibly more so.

[Voice/Video][Private to Kisame]

[kin_slayer]

Fish sticks, right?

Unfortunately I was there, but that doesn't help much since it hasn't happened for me yet. I can't say either.

That is one blessing.

Bloodier, at least.

[Voice/Video][Private to Itachi]

[sexysamehada]

...that's not funny.

I've gotten that impression, what do you remember of what was going on before your coming here?

I didn't ask him, wasn't my place.

That's a given.

[Voice/Video][Private to Kisame]

[kin_slayer]

It was uproariously funny. My timing was perfect.

About five months ago the Third died. You and I went to Konoha to remind the elders of our deal. Three months ago Sasuke left Konoha. And before I woke up here, I was on a mission in Grass with you.

I've always liked that about you.

Your methods are effective, that's all that matters.

[Voice/Video][Private to Itachi]

[sexysamehada]

In your opinion.

Wow. Uh, a lot has happened since then. I don't really know the Konoha angle, but at least we've been busy.

Thank you.

That's what I thought.

[Voice/Video][Private to Kisame]

[kin_slayer]

And when is my opinion ever wrong?

Hm. Care to fill me in?

[A slight smile, there and gone.]