Top 5 Celebrities I hate:
1. Rosie O'Donnell. Cunt.
2. Mel Gibson. Let's face it: aside from Braveheart, is there anything from his entire career that we would be sad to never see again. Overrated.
3. Oprah. See number #1.
4. Any member of a boy band that is not Boyz 2 Men. They never really bothered me.
5. The ugly blonde loud chick from Mad TV. I'm sorry, but if you're going to be on tv, on a comedy sketch show, you're gonna have to be either attractive or funny. Also, what's with comedy central completely dropping SNL?
Bonus top 5: Movie CHARACTERS I would like to have sex with:
1. Marla Singer from Fight Club. (Helena Bonham Carter)
2. Veronica Sawyer from Heathers. (Winona Ryder)
3. Princess Buttercup from the Princess Bride. (Robin Wright Penn)
4. Etta Place in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. (Katherine Ross)
5. Charlotte in Lost in Translation (Yeah, I'd give it to her). (Scarlett Johansson)
Super Bonus Top 5: Favorite Band Names
1. The Circle Jerks
2. Sex Pistols
3. Violent Femmes
4. Flaming Lips
5. Velvet Underground
2. Mel Gibson. Let's face it: aside from Braveheart, is there anything from his entire career that we would be sad to never see again. Overrated.
3. Oprah. See number #1.
4. Any member of a boy band that is not Boyz 2 Men. They never really bothered me.
5. The ugly blonde loud chick from Mad TV. I'm sorry, but if you're going to be on tv, on a comedy sketch show, you're gonna have to be either attractive or funny. Also, what's with comedy central completely dropping SNL?
Bonus top 5: Movie CHARACTERS I would like to have sex with:
1. Marla Singer from Fight Club. (Helena Bonham Carter)
2. Veronica Sawyer from Heathers. (Winona Ryder)
3. Princess Buttercup from the Princess Bride. (Robin Wright Penn)
4. Etta Place in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. (Katherine Ross)
5. Charlotte in Lost in Translation (Yeah, I'd give it to her). (Scarlett Johansson)
Super Bonus Top 5: Favorite Band Names
1. The Circle Jerks
2. Sex Pistols
3. Violent Femmes
4. Flaming Lips
5. Velvet Underground