Apr 08, 2006 04:09
ATTENTION:
I am very pleased to announce that my son, Gwendal von Voltaire, has finally satisfied his carnal desires! And here I thought that he would never get around to doing it!! Maybe he won't be as stressed out now. LESS WRINKLES FOR GWEN.
I am also pleased to announce that he, apparently, inherited my sex drive ♥
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, GWEN. GO GET 'EM.