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[Character Name] Sexy || The TARDIS || Idris
[Canon] Doctor Who
[Point Taken from Canon] Series 6x04: "The Doctor's Wife" || Right as her and the Doctor materialize into an archived TARDIS console
[Age] Well over 700 but appears to be in her 30's
[Gender] Female
[Sexual Orientation] Unknown
[Eye Color] Dark brown, nearly black. They glow gold however
[Hair Color] Dark brown
[Height] 171 cm || 5 ft 7.5 inches
[Other] No outer features - not a patchwork person like Auntie and Uncle.
[Clothing]
While normally she appears as a big blue police box the TARDIS' matrix (or soul) was put into the body of a human named Idris. Idris' body is a small, slight form that looks to be anywhere between 27-33 in age. Her hair is dark brown to black sort and pulled up into a messy half ponytail while some of it hangs about halfway down her back. She has dark eyes and pale skin and only one functioning kidney as the other failed. The dress she's wearing is pale blue in color with bows and lace everywhere and rather frayed around the edges. It has long sleeves and stops about mid-calf in the front while the back is a couple of inches longer. To complete the outfit is brown lace-up boots that go up to her knees.
[Background]
While the TARDIS' known timeline started with the arrival of the First Doctor she was already museum piece by the time he found her. He had been exiled for breaking the law on non-interference and was given the chance to run which resulted in him stealing a type-40 TARDIS and leaving the planet with his granddaughter, Susan. Eventually they landed in 1963 London while the Doctor attempted to build missing components for the TARDIS and Susan went to school. When two humans became curious about Susan and followed her into the TARDIS the Doctor kidnapped them so they couldn't tell anyone else. While in the year 100,000 where the TARDIS experienced a malfunction with its chameleon circuit and it's ability to indicate space/time coordinates. During that adventure the Doctor realized that the humans posed no threat but due to the malfunctions he couldn't return them home and instead took them to Skaro where they had their first encounter with a race known as the Daleks. Taking new companions through time and space became normal for them, of course it also meant that people would leave. The Doctor even left his own granddaughter behind on Earth before he met his eventual end facing off against Cybermen.
Her travel with the Second Doctor started off like his first incarnation with companions and traveling. However that ended when the Doctor was forced to give up his location to the Time Lords in order to save people and he was put on trial for his crimes. They forced him to regenerate and exiled him to 20th century Earth where they locked the TARDIS in order to keep him there. Thus started her adventures with the Third Doctor on Earth. The Doctor entered the service of UNIT so he could gain the parts needed to fix his TARDIS. When the Master arrived on Earth to cause trouble the Time Lords allowed the Doctor limited use of the TARDIS for missions but it always returned to Earth afterward. During this time the Doctor had thought that he had fixed the TARDIS and took it for a test-ride but instead they ended up somewhere completely different.
The Fourth Doctor was given a very important mission from the White Guardian to obtain the pieces to the Key to Time in order to restore universal balance. Once he had assembled all of the segments he was forced to disassemble it to keep the Black Guardian from getting a hold on it. After that the TARDIS fell through a CVE (charged vacuum emboitment) into E-Space. A couple of adventures later and he managed to escape E-Space and return to his original universe (N-Space). Shortly after that the Doctor began battling with the Master and during the struggle he fell to his death and next regeneration. The Fifth Doctor eventually met his tenth self as the TARDIS crashed into herself and the pair had to work together before the accident caused a hole in the universe. When that was done they both went on their way. Most of the Fifth Doctors adventures consisted of traveling and exploring new worlds until he and his current companion were exposed to a deadly illness and with only one cure on board the TARDIS he gave it to the human. During the regeneration the Master tried to intervene with the change but one of the Doctor's former companions saved him.
Now the Sixth Doctor got it into his head that he'd sit down and try to fix everything wrong with the TARDIS and actually succeeding in fixing the chameleon circuit so the exterior would change to match the planet's surroundings. Though it was very short-lived and it eventually went back to being a 1963's blue Police Box. Several adventures later saw the Doctor forced into his TARDIS by Time Lords and materalizing on the Space Station Zenobia where he was put on trial by the Valeyard. All evidence of the Doctor's crimes were pulled from the Matrix even as he had to witness the death of his most recent companion. However it was discovered that the Valeyard had falsified some of the evidence including the companion's death and that he was really after the Doctor's remaining regenerations with the help of the corrupt Time Lord High Council. It was thanks to the Master that their treachery was exposed and the Doctor was allowed to go free once more. When he was weakened from a fight the TARDIS was caught in a Tractor Beam and pulled down to face the Rani.
The Seventh Doctor suffered a bit of amnesia, though he regained his memories back and once again took to traveling time and space. He eventually went home to Gallifrey where President Romana assigned him with the task to bring the Master's body back from Skaro. Shortly after he collected the remains the end came for the Seventh incarnation. It was during the Eighth Doctor's incarnation that he suffered another case of amnesia and found himself traveling to different points in his past and meeting previous incarnations until he finally regains his memories. During the early years the TARDIS contracted a parasite that threatened her datascape and she took on a personification in white in order to help the Doctor correct the problem. Later on the TARDIS was destroyed after the Second War in Heaven and the Doctor found other means to get to Earth with what was left of the ship. The Doctor himself took a hundred years to recover and even then couldn't remember what had happened but instead had small clues to his own past. In 2001 the TARDIS had completely regrown herself and the pair were reunited again where they traveled for an unknown amount of time. Yet the greatest thing in this incarnation's life was the Last Great Time War where he took it upon himself to end the war by creating The Moment and time-locking the whole thing. Most of the details of the war aren't spoken about but the Doctor had regenerated alone.
Utterly alone the Ninth Doctor traveled alone for some time until he ran into Rose Tyler who he took on as his newest companion. Together the two of them fought the evils of the universe, saved some lives and even picked up a handsome ex-Time Agent. In the year 200,100 the TARDIS team was transported out of their ship and into reality television stages. The Doctor and Jack both managed to escape but were unable to reach Rose before she was seemingly killed. To find answers the pair traveled to the station's control booth where they spoke with the controller only to learn that Dalek Emperor had survived the war and had built itself a Dalek fleet just to trap the Doctor. When the Doctor discovered that his plan would kill every living nearby thing he sent Rose back to her time inside the TARDIS. Yet Rose's determination was strong and she looked into the Heart of the TARDIS granting her the power to control time and space. Rose returned to the Doctor and spoke of how she had become the Bad Wolf in order to scatter messages across the universe. With the TARDIS' power Rose de-atomized the Daleks and brought eternal life to Jack. The TARDIS' power was too much for any human to contain so the Doctor sacrificed his tenth incarnation to draw it out and release it back into the ship before piloting the two of them back to Rose's time leaving the now-immortal Jack behind.
As they returned to Earth he regenerated into the Tenth Doctor and crash-landed the TARDIS outside of Rose's home. It didn't take long for them to be off and running again and even gained a new companion. At one point the TARDIS malfunctioned and spun them into a parallel Earth where she nearly died and left them all stranded there. The trio saw the birth of Cybermen in that universe and also helped stop it before Rose and the Doctor returned home without Mickey. Later they landed on what was left of a planet that was orbiting a black hole. One good shake of the space structure had the TARDIS falling into the planet, seemingly lost forever. Eventually the Doctor discovered her again and used her to pull the others to safety. When they returned to Rose's home they found out that people were being visited by ghosts and the Doctor tracked down the ghosts source to Torchwood. As bad luck would have it the ghosts were actually the parallel Earth's Cybermen coming through and to make things even worse the Cult of Skaro arrived to bring even more Daleks onto Earth. Still with a little help the Doctor managed to send the Cybermen and most of the Daleks into The Void. The most tragic loss was that the Doctor had lost Rose to the parallel Earth and he burned up a star just to say goodbye to her. Just after the connection was lost a woman had appeared in the TARDIS and the Doctor took her back to Earth to figure out how and to save Christmas. AGAIN.
His next companion, Martha was met inside of a hijacked hospital and the two of them went through the average adventures until they came across a species that wanted the Doctor's body. He used the TARDIS' Chameleon Arch to become a human mentally and physically and lived a short life as John Smith. In 2006 they were found by Weeping Angels and sent back to the year 1969 without the TARDIS and had to figure out a way to get back while keeping the Angels from devouring her energy. While they were in Cardriff for thirty seconds refueling a man had attached himself to the TARDIS' exterior and she traveled to the year 100 trillion trying to escape him - the end of the universe. There the Doctor met Professor Yana who was building a rocket to reach utopia and helped the last of the humans achieve lift-off. Martha had noticed that the Professor had a fob watch just like when the Doctor had spent time as a human and when it was opened it was the return of the Master. After being shot and regenerating inside of the TARDIS the Master stole her and was forced to return to London. The Doctor and his companions followed only to discover that the Master had become Prime Minister of Great Britain. He introduced the world to creatures called the Toclafane. In the eighteen months the Master had been in London he had cannabalized the TARDIS turning her into a paradox machine to let even more Toclafane through to invade the Earth. The Doctor, the TARDIS, Jack and Martha's family all spent a year as the Master's prisoners while Martha went free telling the world a story. When she returned the world used the Archangel Network against the Master and he was soon defeated then shot by his own wife where he refused to regenerate. It was Jack who destroyed the paradox machine and sent the entire world back in time to forget the year of the Master's horrifying reign. With that terrifying adventure Martha departed ways with the Doctor leaving him on his own once again. It was after that when the tenth Doctor ran into his fifth incarnation before the TARDIS got herself acquainted with the Titanic and the Doctor had another eventful Christmas.
On his own the Doctor began investigating a strange company and ran into an old face and this time she took up his offer to travel through time and space. Who would have ever thought that they'd end up in Pompeii on volcano day? It especially didn't help when the Doctor realized he was the downfall of the city in order to save the rest of the planet. After that the TARDIS was drawn to a strange planet where the Doctor's DNA was taken to create a daughter. Not even a day old and the Doctor had to witness Jenny's death as she saved his life by taking a bullet from him. Later when the Doctor recieved a psychic message they went to visit the Library where the Doctor met River Song who was someone he'd continue meeting in his future. It was during this adventure when the Doctor discovered that he could open the TARDIS doors with a snap of his finger. The next big adventure was when Rose visited Donna's parallel world in order to get a message to the Doctor. As quick as they could they returned to Earth only to find that nothing had happened and while they were inside the TARDIS there was a sudden shaking and the Earth had just vanished. A visit to the Shadow Proclamation showed the Doctor that a total of twenty-seven planets had been stolen and he even managed to track them down to the Medusa Cascade. Yet when they arrived there the planets weren't there and it took a signal from his friends to take them a second out of sync with the rest of the universe to show them the rest of the way. Shortly after they arrived on Earth the Doctor was shot by a Dalek and they returned to the TARDIS which was then transported onto the Dalek's mothership. Once there the group was forced out all except Donna who the TARDIS had trapped inside even as the TARDIS was dropped into the core of the ship to be destroyed. Donna touched the Doctor's previously severed hand and a new Doctor was born from it and he piloted the ship to safety. The meta-crisis Doctor and Donna return to the Dalek ship in order to save the others and the rest of reality. They succeed and manage to send all but one of the planets back to where they belong, the TARDIS is used to take Earth back. All of the Doctor's companions left and he was alone once more and remained that way for the rest of this incarnation.
Having been given a prophecy about his death the Doctor refused to go where he was supposed to and had several adventures along the way realizing what being alone was doing to him. Finally he gave in and went to see the Ood who told him of the Master's return and that the end of time was coming. He returned to Earth only to once again fight his old friend and stop the Master from being back the Time Lords and the entire Time War. When he had succeeded the Doctor thought that perhaps he'd escaped the prophecy but in the end it was Donna's grandfather that he sacrificed his tenth life for. As he died from nuclear radiation the Doctor visited each one of his companions to help them or just see them before returning to the TARDIS to regenerate.
The tenth Doctor's death and Eleventh Doctor's birth was so huge that the TARDIS' interior suffered a gigantic amount of damage and she was forced to fix herself as he regenerated. They crash landed in someone's yard and completely destroyed a shed and the Doctor was forced to use a grapple hook to escape as she hadn't landed upright. While the Doctor hung around with a little girl the TARDIS had started to rebuild already until he returned a short while later at the sound of the cloister bell. The Doctor had intended to return to collect Amelia in five minutes but the TARDIS wasn't capable of doing that and returned twelve years later instead. The next time the Doctor tried to enter the TARDIS for a new sonic screwdriver she wouldn't let him back in so he had to go without for a short while as he dealt with Prisoner Zero. Finally the reconstruction of the TARDIS was complete and her new interior and they took a short trip to the moon before once again returning for Amy - two years late. Finally the Doctor had gained himself a new companion.
One of their adventures led them to have an encounter with River Song and a whole giant tunnel system filled with Weeping Angels. The three of them only managed to escape with some help from a crack in time that seemed to be following Amy. Shortly after that Amy's fiancee, Rory, began traveling with them but it seemed short-lived when he was shot down then erased by another crack in time. Wanting to know more about the crack the Doctor stuck his hand into it and pulled out a piece of the TARDIS' exterior. Next the TARDIS attempted to materialize on Earth but as soon as the Doctor stepped out she de-materialized as an outside force was blocking her landing and Amy was trapped inside a materialization loop. The Doctor discovered that a space ship had crashed and was now looking from suitable pilots and that's what kept the TARDIS from landing.
Finally the day came when they'd learn all about the cracks in the universe as River had left a message for the Doctor to show up in Roman Britain in the 2nd century to meet her. She shows them a painting by Vincent Van Gogh of the TARDIS exploding and that it was labeled "The Pandorica Opens". Together they travel to Stonehenge and discover that underneath is the fabled Pandorica and that it was opening. Stonehenge itself was transmitting to every place and time and that other species were coming for it. River went back to camp to send Roman reinforcements and the Doctor discovered that Rory was one of them. The Doctor sent River to collect the TARDIS but instead of materializing under Stonehedge they went to Amy's time where River learned that everything was an elaborate trap for the Doctor. When she tried to leave something took control of the TARDIS and caused it to explode while the Doctor was placed into the Pandorica by his enemies and Amy was shot by the unwilling Auton Rory. As the TARDIS explodes all of the worlds, stars and life in the universe exploded, leaving only the Earth and moon.
It seemed all was lost until a future Doctor used River's vortex manipulator to give Rory some advice to save Amy's life and to get his younger self out of the Pandorica. Over two thousand years later a young Amy visited the Pandorica to bring life back to her older self. Together again the group traveled up to the roof to see what looks like the sun but is actually the TARDIS still exploding with River inside on a time loop. After saving River and being shot by a Dalek the Doctor had an ingenious idea to pilot the Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS to create Big Bang two and restart the universe, at the cost of erasing himself. It was with the help of Amy that both the Doctor and the TARDIS came back into existence again and they appeared in the middle of her dance floor.
Shortly after the wedding the Doctor left the newlyweds on a spaceship that soon experienced a bit of trouble as it entered a strange atmosphere. The Doctor attempted to talk the man in charge of the skies but the bitter old man refused to help so the Doctor went back in time to when he was a kid. To convince Kazran to do go he visited every Christmas and they would take Abigail on Christmas adventures until finally she couldn't join them anymore. On her last trip out of the cryogenically frozen state she calmed the skies with a song to allow the damaged ship to land safely.
WARNING: Spoilers for Series Six ahead! Do not read if you don't want to be spoiled.
Finally it was time to face what had caused the TARDIS to explode and an 1100-ish year old Doctor called all of his friends - Amy, Rory and River - to see him in America. They had a picnic together and they all thought it was strange when an Apollo Astronaut emerged from the water only to permanently kill the Doctor. After his body had been burned the trio returned to the cafe only to find a younger Doctor waltzing out of his TARDIS. At first he was reluctant to take them anywhere but home as they all refused to talk about who they had been summoned by but Amy convinced him to investigate with them. Together they went to find Canton in 1969 and they accidentally ended up in the President's oval office where the Doctor overheard a conversation Nixon had with a little girl. Further investigation led them to a species known as the Silence that others had been warning the Doctor about. Working together the group managed to rid the Earth of the Silence even if they still had questions about the little girl.
Their next adventure took them to the 17th century on a pirate ship where the crew was being terrorized by a siren. When the Doctor attempted to pilot the TARDIS to save the others the siren snatched it away like she had all of the men. Eventually they too get taken by the siren in hopes of saving their friends and themselves only to find themselves on an alien ship and the "siren" was really a medical program that was attempting to heal all of the men. Amy resuscitated Rory as the pirates took to space in order to dislodge the two trapped ships.
The start of the TARDIS' history in a human body
When they were in deep space there was a knock at the TARDIS doors and the Doctor opened them to find a distress signal that had been sent from another Time Lord. The Doctor said that it had come from outside of the universe and piloted them to in order to find them. After they had landed the TARDIS went dead as the matrix (soul) was transferred into the body of a human named Idris. It didn't take her long to find the Doctor and she tried to greet him but had gotten things all confused so he thought she was just a mad bitey lady. She kept saying odd things that would later be seen as predicting the future and finally Uncle suggested that she should rest and the TARDIS passed out. The Doctor fixed the Ood's translator only to hear the voices of all sorts of Time Lords that had been asking for help. That was the point when the Ood took Idris/TARDIS to lock her up so she couldn't attack anymore people.
While she was locked up the Doctor and the others were introduced to House who was an entity living inside of the junkyard planetoid. When the Doctor asked about other Time Lords visiting House said that they had come and left, the Doctor then told House about how he was the last Time Lord and that he had the last TARDIS and then House invited them to look around and enjoy themselves so the Doctor went off to do just that. Idris/TARDIS had started talking to herself trying to sort out her thoughts and eventually began yelling 'thief' and it echoed everywhere. The Doctor tricked Amy into going back to the ship to look for his screwdriver and got Rory to follow before locking them both in so he could look by himself. It didn't take him long to discover more distress signals - all of them from Time Lords and he turned to question Auntie and Uncle. He discovered that they were made from bits of other people/things and that House had laid a trap for them all.
As he was talking to Amy the Doctor realized that Idris had said that the "boxes would make him angry" and he wanted to know how she knew that so he paid her a little visit. It was then that he learned that she was the TARDIS put into a human body so that House could feed on the autron energy TARDISes possess. The Doctor ran out to save Amy and Rory from House but the TARDIS de-materialized in order to go back to their universe in search of more energy. With no way to leave the planetoid the Doctor returned to the remaining people only to witness Auntie and Uncle die. He realized that the TARDIS was dying as well and she snapped at him not to get emotional and to think of a way out. At that point he realized that they were in a TARDIS junkyard and he had every intention of building a console to get them out of there. The two of them worked together while they bickered almost the whole time. During that time one of Idris' kidneys had failed and they began to work faster. She also told the Doctor that she had stolen him as she had wanted to see the universe and that she may not have taken him where he wanted to go but she did take him where he needed to go. It was during their bickering when one of her kidneys failed.
Finally they had built a console with a couple of walls and while the Doctor attempted to start it Idris was checking out her human face in a mirror. When he expressed his frustration at it not working she used her own energy to give it life and they were off chasing House in the TARDIS. As they were flying the Doctor clearly stated that her name was "Sexy" and that's now what she believes. In order to get inside the TARDIS the shields had to be lowered and Idris connected telepathically to Rory's mind to direct him to an archived console room. Once the pair was outside the door she once again talked to Rory in order to give him the password. With the shields down it was safe for the Doctor and Idris to materialize inside the previous console room. This is where she'll be taken from.
[Personality]
At first glance she may seem a bit crazed with the fact that she says things at complete random. It doesn't help when she talks to herself or even acts a bit mental by doing something completely unpredictable. Since she's not exactly used to human actions Sexy may just do what people tell her to especially if she thinks that it's a proper way to display an emotion. Though as time goes by she will get a handle on her physical responses even if she never stops her ramblings. And ramble she does at times when she has a lot to think about. She can even seem flighty when she starts talking about subjects they weren't discussing before but at the same time she's also very focused and doesn't forget anything, especially not the important things. Though she can become fixated on things that aren't important like if fish have fingers.
Words to express her thoughts or emotions are new so she often struggles to find the one she wants but eventually she finds them. She has no filter when she does know what she wants to say and will be completely blunt or honest about whatever subject comes up. Even in her other form she's been known to show her feelings on things including her fear for anything time-locked (undying) and would go to extreme measures to get away from it. At one point she even showed hostility towards someone because of their very existence and refused to protect them like she had other companions.
As a machine she doesn't quite see people the way others do and ends up giving them nicknames based off what she thinks. Most of the time Sexy thinks of them as strays since they all come and go in short bursts of time (for them) and always leave him sad. Even the Doctor has a name and she's ever so eager for the chance to talk to him. In fact there are things she wants to say to him but can't find the words to express herself all of the time. While she has no problem pointing out to him about how he handles her it's so very obvious how attached she is to him. The pair of them act like an old married couple as they argue over things that happened such a long time ago or are even still ongoing. Still she knows that they will stick together no matter what as they are both the last of their kind. No one knows the Doctor like she does and when he accused her of not going where he wanted she responded that she always took him where he needed to go and he couldn't argue with that at all. They also flirt like nobody's business and they're both using "Sexy" as her name. There's no one in the universe that she trusts more and she will go to any lengths to protect him as well. She has no sense of personal space (mental or physical) when it comes to him - or anyone really.
Sexy is very intelligent and can figure things out before other people can with the added help of her precognition abilities. This is from being not only over 700 years and exploring the universes but from the fact that she was a machine that could learn anything and everything. Even trapped inside a human mind it won't stop her from learning anything she can and putting that knowledge to use. Still all of that knowledge does not help when she tries to sort out which tense to use in reference to an event. Considering how she can see all of time and space it's very confusing to figure out which one she should use as she can tell that she's already done something or will do something.
She's rather cheeky at times and has no problem telling people exactly how things happened when they thought something else. When the Doctor told her that he'd borrowed her Sexy didn't hesitate to reply with how she had no intention of returning him or even how she'd allowed him to steal her. Then again she also claims that she wanted to see the universe so she'd stolen a Time Lord to do that. All-in-all she's happy exploring new worlds and adventures with the Doctor no matter what sort of danger there might be to herself. Sexy is rather selfless when it comes to protecting the Doctor and always has been over the years. There are moments when she's downright cryptic though and gives hints to the future without giving away too much for fear of messing up the timelines. Unlike another of the Doctor's companions however she does not have a catchphrase when trying to avoid "spoilers".
Like the Doctor she's aware that she's the last of her kind but it definitely becomes very real when they're looking down at the remains of her sisters. When he casually asks if she's thinking what he's thinking she doesn't hesitate to tell him that she's looking at their corpses. In that instant she really did know what he was thinking but felt she had to point out what it was to her. If anyone understood what it was like to look on what remained of her race then it would be the Doctor. Still, she was capable of distancing herself from that in order to use the remains to do something dangerous. Being so old she finds that she can act indifferent to just about anything though she often tries to do whatever makes the Doctor happiest. She can be a little temperamental at times and snap angrily in retaliation to things said or even "act out" when the Doctor's being stubborn.
[Specialties/Abilities]
Being stuck in a human body limits a lot of the normal TARDIS abilities such as actually traveling through time and space, though that doesn't stop her from seeing it. This ability is like a wild card with her human mind and she can see either into the near future or very distant one.
Her precognition will be limited even more to the point where she can only rarely see what people are going to say in the near-future or have a random big one with plotting. She will not be able to see into people's past (retrocognition) without mun permission.
She can speak or translate any known language from just about any world across the stars. And even do that for other people if they so desired (or if she wants to - with mun permission).
To go hand-in-hand with her precognition and retrocognition abilities she's rather telepathic and can form a mental link with anyone she wants. This allows her to talk directly into their head to give them information and even allows them to communicate back to her. Again, only with mun permission.
Since she's technically a machine with enormous amounts of knowledge tucked away she can build or operate most technologies at an advanced level. Even from pieces of scrapped objects.
Because of the fact that Idris is a vessel for the TARDIS's power she can lend that power to other objects, though she's only done it to another TARDIS console to give it the ability to go through time and space so it's more than likely not going to work on any other devices.
She's capable of perfectly replicating the sound the TARDIS makes during materialization and de-materialization and I suspect she could make other sounds as well but it's not anything TOO special.
Now she can pass her powers off to a human but that would kill them so she won't be doing that at all.
[Affection] Sexy has absolutely no sense of personal space. So she may initiate some of the physical contact on her own and definitely invade people's bubbles. As for affection coming her way - throw it at her, she won't stop it even though she will be very, very surprised by it - not having a human body and all that.
[Fighting] She's not exactly a fighter, but she will defend herself. I'm all up for bruising, cutting, breaking bones, etc. but I don't do dismemberment. With death, I'm good if you wanna plot with me.
[Other Permissions] Telepathic characters will find her a bit difficult to read too deeply into as she is very well trained, not to mention to be aware that she is capable of reading them as well.
Fourth walling is fine as long as your character doesn't outright say "Hey you're a fictional character!"
[Other Facts] Beware the spoilers?
[Canon] Doctor Who
[Point Taken from Canon] Series 6x04: "The Doctor's Wife" || Right as her and the Doctor materialize into an archived TARDIS console
[Age] Well over 700 but appears to be in her 30's
[Gender] Female
[Sexual Orientation] Unknown
[Eye Color] Dark brown, nearly black. They glow gold however
[Hair Color] Dark brown
[Height] 171 cm || 5 ft 7.5 inches
[Other] No outer features - not a patchwork person like Auntie and Uncle.
[Clothing]
While normally she appears as a big blue police box the TARDIS' matrix (or soul) was put into the body of a human named Idris. Idris' body is a small, slight form that looks to be anywhere between 27-33 in age. Her hair is dark brown to black sort and pulled up into a messy half ponytail while some of it hangs about halfway down her back. She has dark eyes and pale skin and only one functioning kidney as the other failed. The dress she's wearing is pale blue in color with bows and lace everywhere and rather frayed around the edges. It has long sleeves and stops about mid-calf in the front while the back is a couple of inches longer. To complete the outfit is brown lace-up boots that go up to her knees.
[Background]
While the TARDIS' known timeline started with the arrival of the First Doctor she was already museum piece by the time he found her. He had been exiled for breaking the law on non-interference and was given the chance to run which resulted in him stealing a type-40 TARDIS and leaving the planet with his granddaughter, Susan. Eventually they landed in 1963 London while the Doctor attempted to build missing components for the TARDIS and Susan went to school. When two humans became curious about Susan and followed her into the TARDIS the Doctor kidnapped them so they couldn't tell anyone else. While in the year 100,000 where the TARDIS experienced a malfunction with its chameleon circuit and it's ability to indicate space/time coordinates. During that adventure the Doctor realized that the humans posed no threat but due to the malfunctions he couldn't return them home and instead took them to Skaro where they had their first encounter with a race known as the Daleks. Taking new companions through time and space became normal for them, of course it also meant that people would leave. The Doctor even left his own granddaughter behind on Earth before he met his eventual end facing off against Cybermen.
Her travel with the Second Doctor started off like his first incarnation with companions and traveling. However that ended when the Doctor was forced to give up his location to the Time Lords in order to save people and he was put on trial for his crimes. They forced him to regenerate and exiled him to 20th century Earth where they locked the TARDIS in order to keep him there. Thus started her adventures with the Third Doctor on Earth. The Doctor entered the service of UNIT so he could gain the parts needed to fix his TARDIS. When the Master arrived on Earth to cause trouble the Time Lords allowed the Doctor limited use of the TARDIS for missions but it always returned to Earth afterward. During this time the Doctor had thought that he had fixed the TARDIS and took it for a test-ride but instead they ended up somewhere completely different.
The Fourth Doctor was given a very important mission from the White Guardian to obtain the pieces to the Key to Time in order to restore universal balance. Once he had assembled all of the segments he was forced to disassemble it to keep the Black Guardian from getting a hold on it. After that the TARDIS fell through a CVE (charged vacuum emboitment) into E-Space. A couple of adventures later and he managed to escape E-Space and return to his original universe (N-Space). Shortly after that the Doctor began battling with the Master and during the struggle he fell to his death and next regeneration. The Fifth Doctor eventually met his tenth self as the TARDIS crashed into herself and the pair had to work together before the accident caused a hole in the universe. When that was done they both went on their way. Most of the Fifth Doctors adventures consisted of traveling and exploring new worlds until he and his current companion were exposed to a deadly illness and with only one cure on board the TARDIS he gave it to the human. During the regeneration the Master tried to intervene with the change but one of the Doctor's former companions saved him.
Now the Sixth Doctor got it into his head that he'd sit down and try to fix everything wrong with the TARDIS and actually succeeding in fixing the chameleon circuit so the exterior would change to match the planet's surroundings. Though it was very short-lived and it eventually went back to being a 1963's blue Police Box. Several adventures later saw the Doctor forced into his TARDIS by Time Lords and materalizing on the Space Station Zenobia where he was put on trial by the Valeyard. All evidence of the Doctor's crimes were pulled from the Matrix even as he had to witness the death of his most recent companion. However it was discovered that the Valeyard had falsified some of the evidence including the companion's death and that he was really after the Doctor's remaining regenerations with the help of the corrupt Time Lord High Council. It was thanks to the Master that their treachery was exposed and the Doctor was allowed to go free once more. When he was weakened from a fight the TARDIS was caught in a Tractor Beam and pulled down to face the Rani.
The Seventh Doctor suffered a bit of amnesia, though he regained his memories back and once again took to traveling time and space. He eventually went home to Gallifrey where President Romana assigned him with the task to bring the Master's body back from Skaro. Shortly after he collected the remains the end came for the Seventh incarnation. It was during the Eighth Doctor's incarnation that he suffered another case of amnesia and found himself traveling to different points in his past and meeting previous incarnations until he finally regains his memories. During the early years the TARDIS contracted a parasite that threatened her datascape and she took on a personification in white in order to help the Doctor correct the problem. Later on the TARDIS was destroyed after the Second War in Heaven and the Doctor found other means to get to Earth with what was left of the ship. The Doctor himself took a hundred years to recover and even then couldn't remember what had happened but instead had small clues to his own past. In 2001 the TARDIS had completely regrown herself and the pair were reunited again where they traveled for an unknown amount of time. Yet the greatest thing in this incarnation's life was the Last Great Time War where he took it upon himself to end the war by creating The Moment and time-locking the whole thing. Most of the details of the war aren't spoken about but the Doctor had regenerated alone.
Utterly alone the Ninth Doctor traveled alone for some time until he ran into Rose Tyler who he took on as his newest companion. Together the two of them fought the evils of the universe, saved some lives and even picked up a handsome ex-Time Agent. In the year 200,100 the TARDIS team was transported out of their ship and into reality television stages. The Doctor and Jack both managed to escape but were unable to reach Rose before she was seemingly killed. To find answers the pair traveled to the station's control booth where they spoke with the controller only to learn that Dalek Emperor had survived the war and had built itself a Dalek fleet just to trap the Doctor. When the Doctor discovered that his plan would kill every living nearby thing he sent Rose back to her time inside the TARDIS. Yet Rose's determination was strong and she looked into the Heart of the TARDIS granting her the power to control time and space. Rose returned to the Doctor and spoke of how she had become the Bad Wolf in order to scatter messages across the universe. With the TARDIS' power Rose de-atomized the Daleks and brought eternal life to Jack. The TARDIS' power was too much for any human to contain so the Doctor sacrificed his tenth incarnation to draw it out and release it back into the ship before piloting the two of them back to Rose's time leaving the now-immortal Jack behind.
As they returned to Earth he regenerated into the Tenth Doctor and crash-landed the TARDIS outside of Rose's home. It didn't take long for them to be off and running again and even gained a new companion. At one point the TARDIS malfunctioned and spun them into a parallel Earth where she nearly died and left them all stranded there. The trio saw the birth of Cybermen in that universe and also helped stop it before Rose and the Doctor returned home without Mickey. Later they landed on what was left of a planet that was orbiting a black hole. One good shake of the space structure had the TARDIS falling into the planet, seemingly lost forever. Eventually the Doctor discovered her again and used her to pull the others to safety. When they returned to Rose's home they found out that people were being visited by ghosts and the Doctor tracked down the ghosts source to Torchwood. As bad luck would have it the ghosts were actually the parallel Earth's Cybermen coming through and to make things even worse the Cult of Skaro arrived to bring even more Daleks onto Earth. Still with a little help the Doctor managed to send the Cybermen and most of the Daleks into The Void. The most tragic loss was that the Doctor had lost Rose to the parallel Earth and he burned up a star just to say goodbye to her. Just after the connection was lost a woman had appeared in the TARDIS and the Doctor took her back to Earth to figure out how and to save Christmas. AGAIN.
His next companion, Martha was met inside of a hijacked hospital and the two of them went through the average adventures until they came across a species that wanted the Doctor's body. He used the TARDIS' Chameleon Arch to become a human mentally and physically and lived a short life as John Smith. In 2006 they were found by Weeping Angels and sent back to the year 1969 without the TARDIS and had to figure out a way to get back while keeping the Angels from devouring her energy. While they were in Cardriff for thirty seconds refueling a man had attached himself to the TARDIS' exterior and she traveled to the year 100 trillion trying to escape him - the end of the universe. There the Doctor met Professor Yana who was building a rocket to reach utopia and helped the last of the humans achieve lift-off. Martha had noticed that the Professor had a fob watch just like when the Doctor had spent time as a human and when it was opened it was the return of the Master. After being shot and regenerating inside of the TARDIS the Master stole her and was forced to return to London. The Doctor and his companions followed only to discover that the Master had become Prime Minister of Great Britain. He introduced the world to creatures called the Toclafane. In the eighteen months the Master had been in London he had cannabalized the TARDIS turning her into a paradox machine to let even more Toclafane through to invade the Earth. The Doctor, the TARDIS, Jack and Martha's family all spent a year as the Master's prisoners while Martha went free telling the world a story. When she returned the world used the Archangel Network against the Master and he was soon defeated then shot by his own wife where he refused to regenerate. It was Jack who destroyed the paradox machine and sent the entire world back in time to forget the year of the Master's horrifying reign. With that terrifying adventure Martha departed ways with the Doctor leaving him on his own once again. It was after that when the tenth Doctor ran into his fifth incarnation before the TARDIS got herself acquainted with the Titanic and the Doctor had another eventful Christmas.
On his own the Doctor began investigating a strange company and ran into an old face and this time she took up his offer to travel through time and space. Who would have ever thought that they'd end up in Pompeii on volcano day? It especially didn't help when the Doctor realized he was the downfall of the city in order to save the rest of the planet. After that the TARDIS was drawn to a strange planet where the Doctor's DNA was taken to create a daughter. Not even a day old and the Doctor had to witness Jenny's death as she saved his life by taking a bullet from him. Later when the Doctor recieved a psychic message they went to visit the Library where the Doctor met River Song who was someone he'd continue meeting in his future. It was during this adventure when the Doctor discovered that he could open the TARDIS doors with a snap of his finger. The next big adventure was when Rose visited Donna's parallel world in order to get a message to the Doctor. As quick as they could they returned to Earth only to find that nothing had happened and while they were inside the TARDIS there was a sudden shaking and the Earth had just vanished. A visit to the Shadow Proclamation showed the Doctor that a total of twenty-seven planets had been stolen and he even managed to track them down to the Medusa Cascade. Yet when they arrived there the planets weren't there and it took a signal from his friends to take them a second out of sync with the rest of the universe to show them the rest of the way. Shortly after they arrived on Earth the Doctor was shot by a Dalek and they returned to the TARDIS which was then transported onto the Dalek's mothership. Once there the group was forced out all except Donna who the TARDIS had trapped inside even as the TARDIS was dropped into the core of the ship to be destroyed. Donna touched the Doctor's previously severed hand and a new Doctor was born from it and he piloted the ship to safety. The meta-crisis Doctor and Donna return to the Dalek ship in order to save the others and the rest of reality. They succeed and manage to send all but one of the planets back to where they belong, the TARDIS is used to take Earth back. All of the Doctor's companions left and he was alone once more and remained that way for the rest of this incarnation.
Having been given a prophecy about his death the Doctor refused to go where he was supposed to and had several adventures along the way realizing what being alone was doing to him. Finally he gave in and went to see the Ood who told him of the Master's return and that the end of time was coming. He returned to Earth only to once again fight his old friend and stop the Master from being back the Time Lords and the entire Time War. When he had succeeded the Doctor thought that perhaps he'd escaped the prophecy but in the end it was Donna's grandfather that he sacrificed his tenth life for. As he died from nuclear radiation the Doctor visited each one of his companions to help them or just see them before returning to the TARDIS to regenerate.
The tenth Doctor's death and Eleventh Doctor's birth was so huge that the TARDIS' interior suffered a gigantic amount of damage and she was forced to fix herself as he regenerated. They crash landed in someone's yard and completely destroyed a shed and the Doctor was forced to use a grapple hook to escape as she hadn't landed upright. While the Doctor hung around with a little girl the TARDIS had started to rebuild already until he returned a short while later at the sound of the cloister bell. The Doctor had intended to return to collect Amelia in five minutes but the TARDIS wasn't capable of doing that and returned twelve years later instead. The next time the Doctor tried to enter the TARDIS for a new sonic screwdriver she wouldn't let him back in so he had to go without for a short while as he dealt with Prisoner Zero. Finally the reconstruction of the TARDIS was complete and her new interior and they took a short trip to the moon before once again returning for Amy - two years late. Finally the Doctor had gained himself a new companion.
One of their adventures led them to have an encounter with River Song and a whole giant tunnel system filled with Weeping Angels. The three of them only managed to escape with some help from a crack in time that seemed to be following Amy. Shortly after that Amy's fiancee, Rory, began traveling with them but it seemed short-lived when he was shot down then erased by another crack in time. Wanting to know more about the crack the Doctor stuck his hand into it and pulled out a piece of the TARDIS' exterior. Next the TARDIS attempted to materialize on Earth but as soon as the Doctor stepped out she de-materialized as an outside force was blocking her landing and Amy was trapped inside a materialization loop. The Doctor discovered that a space ship had crashed and was now looking from suitable pilots and that's what kept the TARDIS from landing.
Finally the day came when they'd learn all about the cracks in the universe as River had left a message for the Doctor to show up in Roman Britain in the 2nd century to meet her. She shows them a painting by Vincent Van Gogh of the TARDIS exploding and that it was labeled "The Pandorica Opens". Together they travel to Stonehenge and discover that underneath is the fabled Pandorica and that it was opening. Stonehenge itself was transmitting to every place and time and that other species were coming for it. River went back to camp to send Roman reinforcements and the Doctor discovered that Rory was one of them. The Doctor sent River to collect the TARDIS but instead of materializing under Stonehedge they went to Amy's time where River learned that everything was an elaborate trap for the Doctor. When she tried to leave something took control of the TARDIS and caused it to explode while the Doctor was placed into the Pandorica by his enemies and Amy was shot by the unwilling Auton Rory. As the TARDIS explodes all of the worlds, stars and life in the universe exploded, leaving only the Earth and moon.
It seemed all was lost until a future Doctor used River's vortex manipulator to give Rory some advice to save Amy's life and to get his younger self out of the Pandorica. Over two thousand years later a young Amy visited the Pandorica to bring life back to her older self. Together again the group traveled up to the roof to see what looks like the sun but is actually the TARDIS still exploding with River inside on a time loop. After saving River and being shot by a Dalek the Doctor had an ingenious idea to pilot the Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS to create Big Bang two and restart the universe, at the cost of erasing himself. It was with the help of Amy that both the Doctor and the TARDIS came back into existence again and they appeared in the middle of her dance floor.
Shortly after the wedding the Doctor left the newlyweds on a spaceship that soon experienced a bit of trouble as it entered a strange atmosphere. The Doctor attempted to talk the man in charge of the skies but the bitter old man refused to help so the Doctor went back in time to when he was a kid. To convince Kazran to do go he visited every Christmas and they would take Abigail on Christmas adventures until finally she couldn't join them anymore. On her last trip out of the cryogenically frozen state she calmed the skies with a song to allow the damaged ship to land safely.
WARNING: Spoilers for Series Six ahead! Do not read if you don't want to be spoiled.
Finally it was time to face what had caused the TARDIS to explode and an 1100-ish year old Doctor called all of his friends - Amy, Rory and River - to see him in America. They had a picnic together and they all thought it was strange when an Apollo Astronaut emerged from the water only to permanently kill the Doctor. After his body had been burned the trio returned to the cafe only to find a younger Doctor waltzing out of his TARDIS. At first he was reluctant to take them anywhere but home as they all refused to talk about who they had been summoned by but Amy convinced him to investigate with them. Together they went to find Canton in 1969 and they accidentally ended up in the President's oval office where the Doctor overheard a conversation Nixon had with a little girl. Further investigation led them to a species known as the Silence that others had been warning the Doctor about. Working together the group managed to rid the Earth of the Silence even if they still had questions about the little girl.
Their next adventure took them to the 17th century on a pirate ship where the crew was being terrorized by a siren. When the Doctor attempted to pilot the TARDIS to save the others the siren snatched it away like she had all of the men. Eventually they too get taken by the siren in hopes of saving their friends and themselves only to find themselves on an alien ship and the "siren" was really a medical program that was attempting to heal all of the men. Amy resuscitated Rory as the pirates took to space in order to dislodge the two trapped ships.
The start of the TARDIS' history in a human body
When they were in deep space there was a knock at the TARDIS doors and the Doctor opened them to find a distress signal that had been sent from another Time Lord. The Doctor said that it had come from outside of the universe and piloted them to in order to find them. After they had landed the TARDIS went dead as the matrix (soul) was transferred into the body of a human named Idris. It didn't take her long to find the Doctor and she tried to greet him but had gotten things all confused so he thought she was just a mad bitey lady. She kept saying odd things that would later be seen as predicting the future and finally Uncle suggested that she should rest and the TARDIS passed out. The Doctor fixed the Ood's translator only to hear the voices of all sorts of Time Lords that had been asking for help. That was the point when the Ood took Idris/TARDIS to lock her up so she couldn't attack anymore people.
While she was locked up the Doctor and the others were introduced to House who was an entity living inside of the junkyard planetoid. When the Doctor asked about other Time Lords visiting House said that they had come and left, the Doctor then told House about how he was the last Time Lord and that he had the last TARDIS and then House invited them to look around and enjoy themselves so the Doctor went off to do just that. Idris/TARDIS had started talking to herself trying to sort out her thoughts and eventually began yelling 'thief' and it echoed everywhere. The Doctor tricked Amy into going back to the ship to look for his screwdriver and got Rory to follow before locking them both in so he could look by himself. It didn't take him long to discover more distress signals - all of them from Time Lords and he turned to question Auntie and Uncle. He discovered that they were made from bits of other people/things and that House had laid a trap for them all.
As he was talking to Amy the Doctor realized that Idris had said that the "boxes would make him angry" and he wanted to know how she knew that so he paid her a little visit. It was then that he learned that she was the TARDIS put into a human body so that House could feed on the autron energy TARDISes possess. The Doctor ran out to save Amy and Rory from House but the TARDIS de-materialized in order to go back to their universe in search of more energy. With no way to leave the planetoid the Doctor returned to the remaining people only to witness Auntie and Uncle die. He realized that the TARDIS was dying as well and she snapped at him not to get emotional and to think of a way out. At that point he realized that they were in a TARDIS junkyard and he had every intention of building a console to get them out of there. The two of them worked together while they bickered almost the whole time. During that time one of Idris' kidneys had failed and they began to work faster. She also told the Doctor that she had stolen him as she had wanted to see the universe and that she may not have taken him where he wanted to go but she did take him where he needed to go. It was during their bickering when one of her kidneys failed.
Finally they had built a console with a couple of walls and while the Doctor attempted to start it Idris was checking out her human face in a mirror. When he expressed his frustration at it not working she used her own energy to give it life and they were off chasing House in the TARDIS. As they were flying the Doctor clearly stated that her name was "Sexy" and that's now what she believes. In order to get inside the TARDIS the shields had to be lowered and Idris connected telepathically to Rory's mind to direct him to an archived console room. Once the pair was outside the door she once again talked to Rory in order to give him the password. With the shields down it was safe for the Doctor and Idris to materialize inside the previous console room. This is where she'll be taken from.
[Personality]
At first glance she may seem a bit crazed with the fact that she says things at complete random. It doesn't help when she talks to herself or even acts a bit mental by doing something completely unpredictable. Since she's not exactly used to human actions Sexy may just do what people tell her to especially if she thinks that it's a proper way to display an emotion. Though as time goes by she will get a handle on her physical responses even if she never stops her ramblings. And ramble she does at times when she has a lot to think about. She can even seem flighty when she starts talking about subjects they weren't discussing before but at the same time she's also very focused and doesn't forget anything, especially not the important things. Though she can become fixated on things that aren't important like if fish have fingers.
Words to express her thoughts or emotions are new so she often struggles to find the one she wants but eventually she finds them. She has no filter when she does know what she wants to say and will be completely blunt or honest about whatever subject comes up. Even in her other form she's been known to show her feelings on things including her fear for anything time-locked (undying) and would go to extreme measures to get away from it. At one point she even showed hostility towards someone because of their very existence and refused to protect them like she had other companions.
As a machine she doesn't quite see people the way others do and ends up giving them nicknames based off what she thinks. Most of the time Sexy thinks of them as strays since they all come and go in short bursts of time (for them) and always leave him sad. Even the Doctor has a name and she's ever so eager for the chance to talk to him. In fact there are things she wants to say to him but can't find the words to express herself all of the time. While she has no problem pointing out to him about how he handles her it's so very obvious how attached she is to him. The pair of them act like an old married couple as they argue over things that happened such a long time ago or are even still ongoing. Still she knows that they will stick together no matter what as they are both the last of their kind. No one knows the Doctor like she does and when he accused her of not going where he wanted she responded that she always took him where he needed to go and he couldn't argue with that at all. They also flirt like nobody's business and they're both using "Sexy" as her name. There's no one in the universe that she trusts more and she will go to any lengths to protect him as well. She has no sense of personal space (mental or physical) when it comes to him - or anyone really.
Sexy is very intelligent and can figure things out before other people can with the added help of her precognition abilities. This is from being not only over 700 years and exploring the universes but from the fact that she was a machine that could learn anything and everything. Even trapped inside a human mind it won't stop her from learning anything she can and putting that knowledge to use. Still all of that knowledge does not help when she tries to sort out which tense to use in reference to an event. Considering how she can see all of time and space it's very confusing to figure out which one she should use as she can tell that she's already done something or will do something.
She's rather cheeky at times and has no problem telling people exactly how things happened when they thought something else. When the Doctor told her that he'd borrowed her Sexy didn't hesitate to reply with how she had no intention of returning him or even how she'd allowed him to steal her. Then again she also claims that she wanted to see the universe so she'd stolen a Time Lord to do that. All-in-all she's happy exploring new worlds and adventures with the Doctor no matter what sort of danger there might be to herself. Sexy is rather selfless when it comes to protecting the Doctor and always has been over the years. There are moments when she's downright cryptic though and gives hints to the future without giving away too much for fear of messing up the timelines. Unlike another of the Doctor's companions however she does not have a catchphrase when trying to avoid "spoilers".
Like the Doctor she's aware that she's the last of her kind but it definitely becomes very real when they're looking down at the remains of her sisters. When he casually asks if she's thinking what he's thinking she doesn't hesitate to tell him that she's looking at their corpses. In that instant she really did know what he was thinking but felt she had to point out what it was to her. If anyone understood what it was like to look on what remained of her race then it would be the Doctor. Still, she was capable of distancing herself from that in order to use the remains to do something dangerous. Being so old she finds that she can act indifferent to just about anything though she often tries to do whatever makes the Doctor happiest. She can be a little temperamental at times and snap angrily in retaliation to things said or even "act out" when the Doctor's being stubborn.
[Specialties/Abilities]
Being stuck in a human body limits a lot of the normal TARDIS abilities such as actually traveling through time and space, though that doesn't stop her from seeing it. This ability is like a wild card with her human mind and she can see either into the near future or very distant one.
Her precognition will be limited even more to the point where she can only rarely see what people are going to say in the near-future or have a random big one with plotting. She will not be able to see into people's past (retrocognition) without mun permission.
She can speak or translate any known language from just about any world across the stars. And even do that for other people if they so desired (or if she wants to - with mun permission).
To go hand-in-hand with her precognition and retrocognition abilities she's rather telepathic and can form a mental link with anyone she wants. This allows her to talk directly into their head to give them information and even allows them to communicate back to her. Again, only with mun permission.
Since she's technically a machine with enormous amounts of knowledge tucked away she can build or operate most technologies at an advanced level. Even from pieces of scrapped objects.
Because of the fact that Idris is a vessel for the TARDIS's power she can lend that power to other objects, though she's only done it to another TARDIS console to give it the ability to go through time and space so it's more than likely not going to work on any other devices.
She's capable of perfectly replicating the sound the TARDIS makes during materialization and de-materialization and I suspect she could make other sounds as well but it's not anything TOO special.
Now she can pass her powers off to a human but that would kill them so she won't be doing that at all.
[Affection] Sexy has absolutely no sense of personal space. So she may initiate some of the physical contact on her own and definitely invade people's bubbles. As for affection coming her way - throw it at her, she won't stop it even though she will be very, very surprised by it - not having a human body and all that.
[Fighting] She's not exactly a fighter, but she will defend herself. I'm all up for bruising, cutting, breaking bones, etc. but I don't do dismemberment. With death, I'm good if you wanna plot with me.
[Other Permissions] Telepathic characters will find her a bit difficult to read too deeply into as she is very well trained, not to mention to be aware that she is capable of reading them as well.
Fourth walling is fine as long as your character doesn't outright say "Hey you're a fictional character!"
[Other Facts] Beware the spoilers?