C'mon girls, i got 16 condoms and a full tube of KY jelly!
damn i wish i had somone to talk to..... somone to help ease the unsettled, scared boy inside.... amanda never called back, oh well, dont really expect much outta her now..... with this new school and how gay nextel's been acting..... i'm sure mindy's tired of hearing my problems.... she's got serious problems of her own, i'd much rather listen to her's than tell her mine, she's been there for me A LOT these past 2-3 weeks.... i never thought she would care so much..... it makes me feel good there's at least one or two people still around here that actually care.... actually one, i cant think of two.... sad, huh? mindy and i have come to a concurrence, we need some ass..... lol.... too bad there's no one around..... everyone's either too good for me, or they're definatly far from what i'd even remotly think of going for.... i just want meaningless sex..... that isnt too much to ask for..... just some pointless, no strings-attatched sex..... for like 5 hours..... i dunno..... maybe there'll be that freaky nympho that digs fuck-ups like me..... no wait, she already left for college.... GOTCHA.... lol.... just a joke, no one should take offense to what i've said in this post... and if you do, you're stupid and i wanna poke your eyes out with a plastic spork.... well imma go back to dreamin' about gettin' some booty.... cause that's the only place it'll happen..... "I can only stomach this bitter, melancholic reality so long, before i feel the need to relinquish this grim continuance." - Stephen K. Potts.... looks like a good epigraph to me..... maybe i'll write a song that will include it.... cause i don't think i'll be writing a book anytime soon....