nothing like it gets me going in the morning
by the way my american culture to 1865 teacher is the funniest man alive. imagine a 70 year old santa clause looking man when you read these quotes he has said. i have more quotes than actual important notes from this class. i'm not going to put any of these in quotes just know he said them. ok maybe some of them will be in quotes. excuse the cursing but it really does add the emphasis like he means.
george washington said, "no broccoli for me, i'm the president of the united states!"
on having no sholaces in his shoes that he wore to class. " we shouldn't talk about that this is the house of God!"
spiders are the frank lloyd wright of the animal world
here comes your assignment, if you choose to do it.
wilard scott was a bit of a drinker-thats why he got canned from the new weatherman show
gravity...it works
I don't grade on grammer but i am in favor of sentences...and i think paragraphs are really neat.
while dressed as ben franklin told us that george washington was dumber than hell
slot machines ar the crack-cocaine of gambling
canadians: mini americans living over there
april 15; its like lemming coming to pay their taxes
stop by we'll see if your rifle works as well as my rifle
ethan allen likes to drink, maybe he was still up from a party on vermonts side
how many of you have thrown a snowball? some haven't? well it's somthing to do.
that texas chihuahua, whats his name? perot!
some of you are wealthy as hell...raise your hands
the declaration of independence, what the hell is that all about?
but don't you like poets every once in a while?
you could probably get yourselves some free fruit
they met in a tavern...which isn't a good place to hire you contractor.
on deer intellegence. "no wonder you could shoot bambi's daddy"
it's amazing what a few cans of fosters can do for you.
it was a very good paper...we were all delusional before spring break
i don't get paid enough for you to get really mad at me
i'm in a new hip hop generation. i want to make sure i'm still with it
maybe you would argue indiana isn't civilized yet
i was gonna reach for my cain and work on you who are not good students
i can't tell you how many times i've whipped out my intermediate algebra book, it gets me through the days
some of you will go to areas where the neighborhood puts restrictions on what you can do to your house. others will go where only the city of mesa or tempe will tell you what to do. others will move to apache junction...
my father used to smoke two packs a day. my mother only about one and a hlaf, but sometimes she used to race him
they think i'm offering them the organic potatoe ships but i'm a very devious guy
george washington was the party animal of northern virginia
i think the last day of class is somethign like tuesday. this was said in march when we get out of school in may
exams are funny. i've been hanging around exams all my life.
people from the mid-west are huggy huggy types
most famous american authors, which most of you aren't yet, but i hope you will become...
i wanna plan your vacations for the next 50 years
they felt like only males could write history and thats not really true
if i get a chance and its a lonely building, i always go to the ladies room
we should work out a good temperance song to sing together
i'm kidding a little bit about that...
sherriff joe is a very popular sherriff but robin hood is going to get him eventually
i don't know this class well enough to bring my corsett collection
i hope you don't beleve everything i tell you, because it's not all true
this way i've got to sift out the bologna vendors
it wasn't exactly free love, but boy did their neighbors think it was
how did you lose your father? well he was under his desk and he electricuted himself trying to get hhis thumb out of a slide prjector. thats not a very dramtic way to go.
i'm afraid the vcr is going to grab me and suck my whole arem in. i'd be permanently waving at you through this machine.
on religion. "i'm not one of you, i don't want to be one of you, i don't know who the hell you are!"
emerson, the budha of transendentalism
we may not have any more rain until august...oh maybe tomorrow. shows you what historians know
you know what i'm going to sa, the bird will shit on you... oh nature
a mermaid which was a monkey sewn into a tuna tail
the queen just loves horses. it's said she knows more about horses than anyone else in englan. i guess the queen snuck in a wetinary degree while we weren't paying attention
he exhibited freaks and we love to see freaks
you gotta respect elephantslike that... elephants ar sorta interesting
it doesn't have a date on it to therefore i reaelly have to depend on my nose. *sniff* 1880's!
i haven't seen the sisteen chapel yet, so set up a collection and sed me.
you can't fall asleep so you think about your history class. that'll put you right to sleep
blonds have more fun. brunettes are more passionate. it's all bullshit.
sorry this is long everyone, and i guess that it would be more funny if you know a lot about history, otherwise you won't know who some of these people are and what not.
katie, remember when you said i had a tpe of humor that not many people understand because they are all too stupid? well this teacher has the same kind of humor and maybe thats why i think he is hilarious. it's a very sacastic, yet somewhat sophisticated humor. it's the kind of humor that you have to explain but just don't bother to because it makes sense in your own head.
george washington said, "no broccoli for me, i'm the president of the united states!"
on having no sholaces in his shoes that he wore to class. " we shouldn't talk about that this is the house of God!"
spiders are the frank lloyd wright of the animal world
here comes your assignment, if you choose to do it.
wilard scott was a bit of a drinker-thats why he got canned from the new weatherman show
gravity...it works
I don't grade on grammer but i am in favor of sentences...and i think paragraphs are really neat.
while dressed as ben franklin told us that george washington was dumber than hell
slot machines ar the crack-cocaine of gambling
canadians: mini americans living over there
april 15; its like lemming coming to pay their taxes
stop by we'll see if your rifle works as well as my rifle
ethan allen likes to drink, maybe he was still up from a party on vermonts side
how many of you have thrown a snowball? some haven't? well it's somthing to do.
that texas chihuahua, whats his name? perot!
some of you are wealthy as hell...raise your hands
the declaration of independence, what the hell is that all about?
but don't you like poets every once in a while?
you could probably get yourselves some free fruit
they met in a tavern...which isn't a good place to hire you contractor.
on deer intellegence. "no wonder you could shoot bambi's daddy"
it's amazing what a few cans of fosters can do for you.
it was a very good paper...we were all delusional before spring break
i don't get paid enough for you to get really mad at me
i'm in a new hip hop generation. i want to make sure i'm still with it
maybe you would argue indiana isn't civilized yet
i was gonna reach for my cain and work on you who are not good students
i can't tell you how many times i've whipped out my intermediate algebra book, it gets me through the days
some of you will go to areas where the neighborhood puts restrictions on what you can do to your house. others will go where only the city of mesa or tempe will tell you what to do. others will move to apache junction...
my father used to smoke two packs a day. my mother only about one and a hlaf, but sometimes she used to race him
they think i'm offering them the organic potatoe ships but i'm a very devious guy
george washington was the party animal of northern virginia
i think the last day of class is somethign like tuesday. this was said in march when we get out of school in may
exams are funny. i've been hanging around exams all my life.
people from the mid-west are huggy huggy types
most famous american authors, which most of you aren't yet, but i hope you will become...
i wanna plan your vacations for the next 50 years
they felt like only males could write history and thats not really true
if i get a chance and its a lonely building, i always go to the ladies room
we should work out a good temperance song to sing together
i'm kidding a little bit about that...
sherriff joe is a very popular sherriff but robin hood is going to get him eventually
i don't know this class well enough to bring my corsett collection
i hope you don't beleve everything i tell you, because it's not all true
this way i've got to sift out the bologna vendors
it wasn't exactly free love, but boy did their neighbors think it was
how did you lose your father? well he was under his desk and he electricuted himself trying to get hhis thumb out of a slide prjector. thats not a very dramtic way to go.
i'm afraid the vcr is going to grab me and suck my whole arem in. i'd be permanently waving at you through this machine.
on religion. "i'm not one of you, i don't want to be one of you, i don't know who the hell you are!"
emerson, the budha of transendentalism
we may not have any more rain until august...oh maybe tomorrow. shows you what historians know
you know what i'm going to sa, the bird will shit on you... oh nature
a mermaid which was a monkey sewn into a tuna tail
the queen just loves horses. it's said she knows more about horses than anyone else in englan. i guess the queen snuck in a wetinary degree while we weren't paying attention
he exhibited freaks and we love to see freaks
you gotta respect elephantslike that... elephants ar sorta interesting
it doesn't have a date on it to therefore i reaelly have to depend on my nose. *sniff* 1880's!
i haven't seen the sisteen chapel yet, so set up a collection and sed me.
you can't fall asleep so you think about your history class. that'll put you right to sleep
blonds have more fun. brunettes are more passionate. it's all bullshit.
sorry this is long everyone, and i guess that it would be more funny if you know a lot about history, otherwise you won't know who some of these people are and what not.
katie, remember when you said i had a tpe of humor that not many people understand because they are all too stupid? well this teacher has the same kind of humor and maybe thats why i think he is hilarious. it's a very sacastic, yet somewhat sophisticated humor. it's the kind of humor that you have to explain but just don't bother to because it makes sense in your own head.