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"Quit worrying about the stupid things. You have 4 years to be irresponsible. Relax, work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time hanging out with your friends. So stay out late, go out on a Tuesday night when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend $ you dont have. Drink until sunrise. The work never ends... college does. "
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......
1.If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.
2.If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
3.If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4.If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5.If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6.If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.
7.If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8.If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
9.If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
10.If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
11.If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
12.If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
13.If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
14.If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
15.If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
16.If you eat at the cafeteria because it's"free", even though it sucks
17.If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
18.If you wake up 10 minutes before class
19.If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
20.If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
21.If your social life consists of a date with the library
22.If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap
23.If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
24.If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have
25.If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
26.If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
27.If you celebrate when you find a quarter
28.If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
29.If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference)
30.If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he)
31.If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself
32.If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
33.If you get more sleep in class than in your room
34.If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen noodles
35.If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
36.If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
37.If you get more e-mail than mail......
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......
1.If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.
2.If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
3.If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4.If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5.If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6.If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.
7.If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8.If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
9.If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
10.If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
11.If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
12.If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
13.If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
14.If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
15.If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
16.If you eat at the cafeteria because it's"free", even though it sucks
17.If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
18.If you wake up 10 minutes before class
19.If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
20.If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
21.If your social life consists of a date with the library
22.If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap
23.If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
24.If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have
25.If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
26.If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
27.If you celebrate when you find a quarter
28.If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
29.If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference)
30.If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he)
31.If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself
32.If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
33.If you get more sleep in class than in your room
34.If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen noodles
35.If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
36.If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
37.If you get more e-mail than mail......