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[sexykevvie]

me: [while peeing] yes, i'm in the bathroom
ashley: wow i'm in the bathroom too!
me: are you peeing?
ashley: no i'm taking a crap.. but still what a coinkydink

ashley: i'm making laura three year old cookies
me: are you making me three year old cookies?
ashley: did you have a breast reduction?
me: maybeee?
ashley: i didn't think so.