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So my Ex-G/F has a bald pussy, and it is sooo cute. Or so she tells me.
You know I knew I had to get that point across, but really didn't know how to start this story. So yesterday while I was at work, andy called me and my ex Jenni (who I haven't seen since Christmas, and never talk to)called me twice. So I figured that some how Andy and Shane got me in trouble (not that I would care). So when I got home Andy called me and told me that when he was at the mall with his woman of the minute, that they saw jenni and she recognized him and he knew her. So they called me, thank god I was at work. So they talked and decided to hang out that night. WOW! This just throws my world off. So, Andy is explaining that she is the girl that the "circle" joke is about, and I could not stop laughing. So skip forward a bit.....ok good. Now at 1:53 this morning I made a key mistake, I picked up the phone when she called me. I'm a dumbass. So, she says HI and that she still loves me and blah blah. Then out of nowhere she is like "You know what is sooooo cute? My bald pussy! It is just soooo cute." About this time I realized that I had made a key decision making error. So I agreed with her. (don't remember if it was cute) So Shane was like "Hey, tell him "circle circle circle"." So she did and I laughed alot, then almost cried from laughter. So I had her push her nose up. So I talked to andy a bit and then Gay Jamez asked how big my cock was (that seems to be a common question lately). Then, I told them all goodnight and promised Jenni I would call her, and see her bald pussy. I don't know.....
I have such a problem with ex g/f's and then Paula asked me out, I could feel the vomit in my throat as I read it. But I said yes to make her happy, and then she broke up with me... I hate that bitch.
You know I knew I had to get that point across, but really didn't know how to start this story. So yesterday while I was at work, andy called me and my ex Jenni (who I haven't seen since Christmas, and never talk to)called me twice. So I figured that some how Andy and Shane got me in trouble (not that I would care). So when I got home Andy called me and told me that when he was at the mall with his woman of the minute, that they saw jenni and she recognized him and he knew her. So they called me, thank god I was at work. So they talked and decided to hang out that night. WOW! This just throws my world off. So, Andy is explaining that she is the girl that the "circle" joke is about, and I could not stop laughing. So skip forward a bit.....ok good. Now at 1:53 this morning I made a key mistake, I picked up the phone when she called me. I'm a dumbass. So, she says HI and that she still loves me and blah blah. Then out of nowhere she is like "You know what is sooooo cute? My bald pussy! It is just soooo cute." About this time I realized that I had made a key decision making error. So I agreed with her. (don't remember if it was cute) So Shane was like "Hey, tell him "circle circle circle"." So she did and I laughed alot, then almost cried from laughter. So I had her push her nose up. So I talked to andy a bit and then Gay Jamez asked how big my cock was (that seems to be a common question lately). Then, I told them all goodnight and promised Jenni I would call her, and see her bald pussy. I don't know.....
I have such a problem with ex g/f's and then Paula asked me out, I could feel the vomit in my throat as I read it. But I said yes to make her happy, and then she broke up with me... I hate that bitch.