A Paean on Friendship

[sexygaryoldman]

Victor Borge, the Danish comic, once said, Laughter is the shortest distance between two people

Comments

[sean_pertwee]

gary ... I need money lots of it.

[sexygaryoldman]

What the hell are you waffling on about now, Pertwee?

[sean_pertwee]

I want to bring abused Donkeys over from Israel to Donkey Sanctuaries in the UK Gary, I need money.

[sexygaryoldman]

You need a bloody brain, you lunatic.

And the answer is N-O! NO!

Keep up it, and I'll show you abuse, I will.

[sean_pertwee]

Gary ... don't you like donkeys? I think the boys would love a donkey in the back garden it would eat the grass.

[sexygaryoldman]

I happen to like the grass where it is, you bloody sod.

[sean_pertwee]

I've shipped a Donkey over to you and one to Beanie.

[sexygaryoldman]

Unship them, twit.

[sean_pertwee]

I would if I could but I can't.

[sexygaryoldman]

Then be prepared to find a place for them that isn't in my house. Such as with you and Rachel.

[sean_pertwee]

G A R Y ... you'll love it mate I promise!

[sexygaryoldman]

Pertwee, you're a dead man if I see one hoof set foot on my property, you bloody git.

[sean_pertwee]

Hooves that are covered in love Gary loved cloven hooves?!

[sexygaryoldman]

I don't care if they're covered in love, death, muck, or honey - and I'll make sure you see cloven hooves, when I send you to your master.

[sean_pertwee]

The master of us all, is an uruly heart, given time to grow and prosper it shall be so until the end mate mate mate ... donkeys like carrots too!

[sexygaryoldman]

Bloody hell - I think I see Rachel, look behind you!