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well. it's now the second day of the new year 2007.
ladifuckinda.
im so tired and depressed...i aint even gonna bitch right now.
wanna kno how tired?
i had to wake up at 10 to pick jenn up...but then she said she got another ride, so i fell back asleep...only to wake up at 11 to be at work by 11.30..and somehow, i was still half an hour late.
and then, after running the fucking store for 3 hours cuz the manager thought it was a good idea to go off and deliver pizzas...
i got out at 10.
and now its 4.37 a fucking m, i lost my girlfriend again, and i just "broke into" my parents house.
again.
THATS how fuckin tired i am.
im so tired, im about to light a cigarette.
ooh...oooh...there he goes..aaaand..wait for it...
success..
now i just have to find an ashtray..oh, fuck an ashtray, the carpet's fine.
so nye was pretty bitchin, spent it at bryans with everyone...well..most everyone.
but not my girlfriend.
long story short, i havent seen her since this morning at 11...30...ish..when i left for work (was i supposed to be at work at 11.30? my bad).
and fuckin...ahck.
pain in my gut.
im so fed up with all this bullshit....i cant even begin to complain.
and im sure some of it is my fault..cuz...it generally takes two to tango (unless ur me..cuz i just use my hand)(sexual reference, btw. completely gratuitous, but i thought it was clever nonetheless)...but fuckin still.
its like..u kno when u take a shit, and u dont wipe ur ass right, and like..ur ass is all sweaty n shit, and it bugs u for the whole day...
what,is that just me?
whatever. use ur imagination, goddamn it.
but yea, kinda like that.
except worse, cuz i ran out of toilet paper...
now THATS a fuckin metaphor if i ever heard one. take THAT mrs. jackson.
so yea, im drinkin fiji water..cuz ive been drinkin so much alcomahol lately, i thought id give my liver a break..
JESUS FUCK. i must be depressed.....
and now, the new year has come. and all the little kiddies go back to school n shit.
and anywhere between a week and a month all the older kiddies go back to big kid school.
sigh.
mmmh. italian blues.
awesome.
so i got fired from 5below...even tho i put my two weeks in.
apparently, they dont like it when u dont show up for work...at all.
oh well.fuck em. i finished my xmas "shopping". one of my manager was a pedophile drunk and the other was a cunt.
fuck em.
im thinkin about throwin my life away and becomin a manager at dominos.
woofuckinhoo
i mean...im already workin all the hours..im doin most of the work...might as well get the money too.
bah.
someobody shoot me in the face.
well, i wanna wish everyone a happy new years, near and far...east coast or west ( ;) ), in state or out, over the river and thru the fuckin woods.
hope y'alls new year is better than the last..mine started like shit.
oooh. springsteen. classic.
man.what have i done with my life? have i thrown it in shambles? am i in a rut? see, thats how fucked up it is. its beyond i dug myself in a rut, i dont even know if im in a rut to begin with.
worst part? i have work in 11 hours.
fuck.
i love bolded words. it emanates so much more emotion. like hey! fuckass, get me a beer!
..word.
well, im sick of this shit. i think ill just repost some surveys i ripped from my favorite surveyer...u kno who u are, and if u dont, ur dumb.
oh, and i forgot how to use lj cuts n shit, so sam or kourtnie, fix it for me. and if u dont remember my password, die in a horrible fire that burns with the fire of a thousand hells.
In 2006, did you...
fall in love with someone that was just a friend?: kinda
fall in love at all?: yea...all over again.
lose any friends?: yea..i think
make any new friends?: hells yea
make any new enemies?: ....no?
develop any new hobbies?: work? marvel ultimate alliance?
get older?: yea. alot. some would say too much.
do anything you regret?: dont u mean "do you regret anything?" ? but yea, i do.
go to any parties?: ahahah..check out my myspace
accomplish anything?: not really
make much money?: not really
attend a wedding?: ...did i? oh yeaaaa..i just dont really remember it that well...look, it was an open bar, what was i supposed to do??!?
attend a funeral?: not this year
get any new family members?:what the fuck? like, did they sprout like a fuckin beanstalk? did i find one hiding in my closet? what the fuck yo.
move away?: kinda. its not really that "away" tho
gain any new perspectives?: i suppose..but not really, im still the cynical asshole i always was
get into a verbal fight?: hells yea. and then turned into a real fight
get into a physical fight?: kinda
attend any sporting events?: uh...beer pong?
get arrested?: Not this year
wreck your car?: not yet
get a new car?: yea..well...no, its not new, but i got a car period
make any big purchases?: how about a fuckin apartment?
get kicked out of a store, restaurant ? nah
get fired from a job? yea....but fuck them
get offered a job?: yea, but fuck em
get a raise at a job?: yea...a whole fuckin dollar. whoopdeefuckindoo
learn anything?: yea. the worst way
dump your bf/gf?: no
get dumped by your bf/gf?: yea....how about that
suffer from illness or injury?: i had a cold a couple weeks ago
change as a person?: yea, cant u tell? asshole.
get any new piercings?: yea. im up to 13
get any new tattoos?: not yet
attend a concert?: i dont think so..but that doesnt mean i didnt
crowd surf?: i wish..then again, not really. they prolly jack my wallet
travel out of state?: yea
read any books?: yea..?
travel out of the country?: always.
spend much money?: over 200 bucks a week.
download any music?: uh..no....
try out any new looks?: not really
sign up for a myspace?: no, i was forced onto one
sign up for a facebook?: fuck facebook
eat a food that you had never eaten before?: no. i dont trust that shit
go golfing?: fuck that shit...well..sober anyway..
go bowling?: probably
start to resent something or someone that you used to like?: yes.
How many...
different places did you work?: dominos, tony's, 5below
times did you go out drinking?: ahahaha, how many times do i light a cigarette?
times did you smoke marijuana?: again, how many times do i scratch my ass?
drugs did you take?: maryjane, tripleC, vicodin, and i think that one time the dealer sold me some laced bud..maaaybe..
times did you have health problems?: twice?
times did you go to the movies?: a bunch. i live for cinematic adventures.
times did you get your ass kicked?: ...depends by what u mean "gettin ur ass kicked"
"crushes" did you have?: hu?
times did you attend church?: once, but i was bribed with ultimate alliance, so it doesnt count
bad habits did you pick up?: nothin new, besides smoking, drugs, drinking, eating too much, eating poorly, sleeping too much, underage girls, gambling, stealing, self loathing...whateva
In 2006, what was?
your favorite day of the year?: i dont know, i had a lot of good days
your favorite band?: soo many, but up top, is everyones favorite....::drum roll::....FALLOUT BOY!! no, just playin,its zeppelin, but we already knew that
your least favorite day of the year? iunno, every day?
your favorite movie?: psh. thats like asking how hairy i am. U CANT ANSWER THAT.
your favorite song of the year?: iunno. i dont listen to most modern music, but there were a couple good tracks
the most expensive thing you stole?: hm....i dont know. that one sweatshirt? that one pair of pants? who knows anymore.
the biggest event you attended?: iunno.
something that didn't change at all this year?: uuuh...my hairness? self worth? drinking habit?
your favorite holiday?: WEEDFEST BITCHES
Misc. questions about 2006
were you in a hospital this year?: nah
were you in an ambulance this year?: no, but thatd be pretty cool
did you make any big confessions in 06?: yea. sadly
you make friends with anyone of the opposite sex that you love but only love as a friend: yea..i guess
embarrassed about anything you did this year?: ahahah...yea...gouge out my eyes, fry them, and feed them back to me as an omelette, goddman it
what's the best thing to happen to you this year?: who knows. i graduated?
did anyone you have no feelings for confess to having feelings for you?: no. who has feelings pour moi?
did you vote this year?: fuck the government.
did you bring sexy back this year: dude, when dont i bring sexy back?
was 2006 a great year, an average year or a bad year?: who knows.im
what goals did you set for 2007?: try not to kill myself?uuh..get a promotion? .....
light another cigarette?...
well, i got one goal accomplished
1) Harken back to your archives.
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.
January: ( learn more about me through a bunch of random quizzes that dont actually mean anything!! )
yea, i ripped a bunch of surveys, probably from kristi..cuz i was bored
February: sober
i posted the lyrics to "sober" by tool, cuz i was depressed and emo and shit.
fuckin bitches
March: im so fuckin exhausted from all the bullshit and the drama and the plot twists and the complications and the lies and dieciets and the manipulations and the misguidements and the chagnes and the plans and everything else.
i was probably bitchin about my situation with kourtnie.
April: You are Godless!
i took the "what religion bests suits you" quiz...turns out im an atheist?
May: theres just one word that i need to use to describe last night.
i dont remember. apparently, i was drunk...and it was on mine and kourtnies "anniversary"..so it couldnt have been good
June: goddamn this webcomic is awesome...
i posted a webcomic that said something like "in a recent poll, 97% of of americans described their workplace attitude as "dont give a crap" or "generally dont give a crap".
i thought it was very appropriate
July: so yea. im supposed to be leaving in like...3 and a half hours.
right before i was supposed to leave for my cousins wedding in NY....and of course, what was i doing? updating.
what a n00b.
August: so. hey.
intro to my description on my "solo" tour, which in the end turned out to be a drunken and high trip to rome and back, involving large amounts of hash, alcohol, hooka, and smaller amounts of my cousin (being high) and underage girls.
who i thought i could hold their liquer..but couldnt.
September: so im back...woot
i just got back from the old country...man...fuck this country
October: apparently, i didnt post anything during the whole month of october...how queer..how aloof of me,as sam would say
November: so yea. as the title would suggest, i am drunk. and i cannt find an ashtray. so.....fuck it. im ashing on my hand. or carpet, depending on how i feel.
.... what a bad night...i dont even wanna talk about it
December: and apparently, i didnt post anything in december, either. how equally aloof of me. oh well.
so yea. funny how the majority i was bitchin about kourtnie,or being drunk, or being depressed..
whered my happiness go?
bah. fuck this. im goin to bed for 6 hours or so. then do shit.
hopefully, for everyones sake, ill take a shower.
i finally changed out of the pants jenn puked on tho, i thought that was a minor improvement.....
aight, bitches. im out. happy new year to everyone.
hopefully, this year will suck less than the last.
pReace
ladifuckinda.
im so tired and depressed...i aint even gonna bitch right now.
wanna kno how tired?
i had to wake up at 10 to pick jenn up...but then she said she got another ride, so i fell back asleep...only to wake up at 11 to be at work by 11.30..and somehow, i was still half an hour late.
and then, after running the fucking store for 3 hours cuz the manager thought it was a good idea to go off and deliver pizzas...
i got out at 10.
and now its 4.37 a fucking m, i lost my girlfriend again, and i just "broke into" my parents house.
again.
THATS how fuckin tired i am.
im so tired, im about to light a cigarette.
ooh...oooh...there he goes..aaaand..wait for it...
success..
now i just have to find an ashtray..oh, fuck an ashtray, the carpet's fine.
so nye was pretty bitchin, spent it at bryans with everyone...well..most everyone.
but not my girlfriend.
long story short, i havent seen her since this morning at 11...30...ish..when i left for work (was i supposed to be at work at 11.30? my bad).
and fuckin...ahck.
pain in my gut.
im so fed up with all this bullshit....i cant even begin to complain.
and im sure some of it is my fault..cuz...it generally takes two to tango (unless ur me..cuz i just use my hand)(sexual reference, btw. completely gratuitous, but i thought it was clever nonetheless)...but fuckin still.
its like..u kno when u take a shit, and u dont wipe ur ass right, and like..ur ass is all sweaty n shit, and it bugs u for the whole day...
what,is that just me?
whatever. use ur imagination, goddamn it.
but yea, kinda like that.
except worse, cuz i ran out of toilet paper...
now THATS a fuckin metaphor if i ever heard one. take THAT mrs. jackson.
so yea, im drinkin fiji water..cuz ive been drinkin so much alcomahol lately, i thought id give my liver a break..
JESUS FUCK. i must be depressed.....
and now, the new year has come. and all the little kiddies go back to school n shit.
and anywhere between a week and a month all the older kiddies go back to big kid school.
sigh.
mmmh. italian blues.
awesome.
so i got fired from 5below...even tho i put my two weeks in.
apparently, they dont like it when u dont show up for work...at all.
oh well.fuck em. i finished my xmas "shopping". one of my manager was a pedophile drunk and the other was a cunt.
fuck em.
im thinkin about throwin my life away and becomin a manager at dominos.
woofuckinhoo
i mean...im already workin all the hours..im doin most of the work...might as well get the money too.
bah.
someobody shoot me in the face.
well, i wanna wish everyone a happy new years, near and far...east coast or west ( ;) ), in state or out, over the river and thru the fuckin woods.
hope y'alls new year is better than the last..mine started like shit.
oooh. springsteen. classic.
man.what have i done with my life? have i thrown it in shambles? am i in a rut? see, thats how fucked up it is. its beyond i dug myself in a rut, i dont even know if im in a rut to begin with.
worst part? i have work in 11 hours.
fuck.
i love bolded words. it emanates so much more emotion. like hey! fuckass, get me a beer!
..word.
well, im sick of this shit. i think ill just repost some surveys i ripped from my favorite surveyer...u kno who u are, and if u dont, ur dumb.
oh, and i forgot how to use lj cuts n shit, so sam or kourtnie, fix it for me. and if u dont remember my password, die in a horrible fire that burns with the fire of a thousand hells.
In 2006, did you...
fall in love with someone that was just a friend?: kinda
fall in love at all?: yea...all over again.
lose any friends?: yea..i think
make any new friends?: hells yea
make any new enemies?: ....no?
develop any new hobbies?: work? marvel ultimate alliance?
get older?: yea. alot. some would say too much.
do anything you regret?: dont u mean "do you regret anything?" ? but yea, i do.
go to any parties?: ahahah..check out my myspace
accomplish anything?: not really
make much money?: not really
attend a wedding?: ...did i? oh yeaaaa..i just dont really remember it that well...look, it was an open bar, what was i supposed to do??!?
attend a funeral?: not this year
get any new family members?:what the fuck? like, did they sprout like a fuckin beanstalk? did i find one hiding in my closet? what the fuck yo.
move away?: kinda. its not really that "away" tho
gain any new perspectives?: i suppose..but not really, im still the cynical asshole i always was
get into a verbal fight?: hells yea. and then turned into a real fight
get into a physical fight?: kinda
attend any sporting events?: uh...beer pong?
get arrested?: Not this year
wreck your car?: not yet
get a new car?: yea..well...no, its not new, but i got a car period
make any big purchases?: how about a fuckin apartment?
get kicked out of a store, restaurant ? nah
get fired from a job? yea....but fuck them
get offered a job?: yea, but fuck em
get a raise at a job?: yea...a whole fuckin dollar. whoopdeefuckindoo
learn anything?: yea. the worst way
dump your bf/gf?: no
get dumped by your bf/gf?: yea....how about that
suffer from illness or injury?: i had a cold a couple weeks ago
change as a person?: yea, cant u tell? asshole.
get any new piercings?: yea. im up to 13
get any new tattoos?: not yet
attend a concert?: i dont think so..but that doesnt mean i didnt
crowd surf?: i wish..then again, not really. they prolly jack my wallet
travel out of state?: yea
read any books?: yea..?
travel out of the country?: always.
spend much money?: over 200 bucks a week.
download any music?: uh..no....
try out any new looks?: not really
sign up for a myspace?: no, i was forced onto one
sign up for a facebook?: fuck facebook
eat a food that you had never eaten before?: no. i dont trust that shit
go golfing?: fuck that shit...well..sober anyway..
go bowling?: probably
start to resent something or someone that you used to like?: yes.
How many...
different places did you work?: dominos, tony's, 5below
times did you go out drinking?: ahahaha, how many times do i light a cigarette?
times did you smoke marijuana?: again, how many times do i scratch my ass?
drugs did you take?: maryjane, tripleC, vicodin, and i think that one time the dealer sold me some laced bud..maaaybe..
times did you have health problems?: twice?
times did you go to the movies?: a bunch. i live for cinematic adventures.
times did you get your ass kicked?: ...depends by what u mean "gettin ur ass kicked"
"crushes" did you have?: hu?
times did you attend church?: once, but i was bribed with ultimate alliance, so it doesnt count
bad habits did you pick up?: nothin new, besides smoking, drugs, drinking, eating too much, eating poorly, sleeping too much, underage girls, gambling, stealing, self loathing...whateva
In 2006, what was?
your favorite day of the year?: i dont know, i had a lot of good days
your favorite band?: soo many, but up top, is everyones favorite....::drum roll::....FALLOUT BOY!! no, just playin,its zeppelin, but we already knew that
your least favorite day of the year? iunno, every day?
your favorite movie?: psh. thats like asking how hairy i am. U CANT ANSWER THAT.
your favorite song of the year?: iunno. i dont listen to most modern music, but there were a couple good tracks
the most expensive thing you stole?: hm....i dont know. that one sweatshirt? that one pair of pants? who knows anymore.
the biggest event you attended?: iunno.
something that didn't change at all this year?: uuuh...my hairness? self worth? drinking habit?
your favorite holiday?: WEEDFEST BITCHES
Misc. questions about 2006
were you in a hospital this year?: nah
were you in an ambulance this year?: no, but thatd be pretty cool
did you make any big confessions in 06?: yea. sadly
you make friends with anyone of the opposite sex that you love but only love as a friend: yea..i guess
embarrassed about anything you did this year?: ahahah...yea...gouge out my eyes, fry them, and feed them back to me as an omelette, goddman it
what's the best thing to happen to you this year?: who knows. i graduated?
did anyone you have no feelings for confess to having feelings for you?: no. who has feelings pour moi?
did you vote this year?: fuck the government.
did you bring sexy back this year: dude, when dont i bring sexy back?
was 2006 a great year, an average year or a bad year?: who knows.im
what goals did you set for 2007?: try not to kill myself?uuh..get a promotion? .....
light another cigarette?...
well, i got one goal accomplished
1) Harken back to your archives.
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.
January: ( learn more about me through a bunch of random quizzes that dont actually mean anything!! )
yea, i ripped a bunch of surveys, probably from kristi..cuz i was bored
February: sober
i posted the lyrics to "sober" by tool, cuz i was depressed and emo and shit.
fuckin bitches
March: im so fuckin exhausted from all the bullshit and the drama and the plot twists and the complications and the lies and dieciets and the manipulations and the misguidements and the chagnes and the plans and everything else.
i was probably bitchin about my situation with kourtnie.
April: You are Godless!
i took the "what religion bests suits you" quiz...turns out im an atheist?
May: theres just one word that i need to use to describe last night.
i dont remember. apparently, i was drunk...and it was on mine and kourtnies "anniversary"..so it couldnt have been good
June: goddamn this webcomic is awesome...
i posted a webcomic that said something like "in a recent poll, 97% of of americans described their workplace attitude as "dont give a crap" or "generally dont give a crap".
i thought it was very appropriate
July: so yea. im supposed to be leaving in like...3 and a half hours.
right before i was supposed to leave for my cousins wedding in NY....and of course, what was i doing? updating.
what a n00b.
August: so. hey.
intro to my description on my "solo" tour, which in the end turned out to be a drunken and high trip to rome and back, involving large amounts of hash, alcohol, hooka, and smaller amounts of my cousin (being high) and underage girls.
who i thought i could hold their liquer..but couldnt.
September: so im back...woot
i just got back from the old country...man...fuck this country
October: apparently, i didnt post anything during the whole month of october...how queer..how aloof of me,as sam would say
November: so yea. as the title would suggest, i am drunk. and i cannt find an ashtray. so.....fuck it. im ashing on my hand. or carpet, depending on how i feel.
.... what a bad night...i dont even wanna talk about it
December: and apparently, i didnt post anything in december, either. how equally aloof of me. oh well.
so yea. funny how the majority i was bitchin about kourtnie,or being drunk, or being depressed..
whered my happiness go?
bah. fuck this. im goin to bed for 6 hours or so. then do shit.
hopefully, for everyones sake, ill take a shower.
i finally changed out of the pants jenn puked on tho, i thought that was a minor improvement.....
aight, bitches. im out. happy new year to everyone.
hopefully, this year will suck less than the last.
pReace