i love my girlfriend, just not her psychotic ex boyfriends...
so tonight, i thought itd be a good idea to take the woman out for dinner. so we did.
and then i tried to race bryan..and not only did i not win, but i stalled.
yea.
how the fuck about that.
he got a lucky break....this time.....
but then i was like, lets go see a movie. but it was too late.
so then i was like, lets rent a movie.
but first we had to return them..all the fuckin way in sully.
and then, turns out they close at 11. and it was like..11.05.
so then we think about goin for a drive. so we do.
and then, out of the fuckin blue, my girlfriends ex boyfriend shows up...and starts tailingatin me. so i slow down....cuz im pissed...and i decide that if im pissed, he should be pissed too.
so i slow down..to about...20. maaaaaybe 25.
on a road which speed limit is 55.
aint i a stinka?
and then he passes me...on a one lane road..cuz hes a FUCKIN GENIUS.
and since he is the brightest fuckin candle in the menorah, he passes me.
so i kill my headlights, pulla Ue, and peel the fuck out the other way.
but then..he catches up to me...cuz....his car doesnt suck as much as mine.
so hes tailing me again...but theres another car behind him...so i cant be a dick this time, so im drivin 55, 60 tops.
and then, out of the FUCKIN blue, this fuckin deer jumps out.
and let me tell you....i definitely left some rubber on the pavement.
but yea, long story short....im about to steal some beer from kourtnies moms house..
and then wake up in 6 hours or so to pick up sams dumb ass so we can go see some kids at tilly n shit....so see u there niggas
also....i have to poop. and u kno when u have to poop, and u let out those god awful pre-poop farts? ive been doin that all day..in my car...
oooh the pain in my nostrils....
alright, im out kids.
pReace