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allright. so italy's not too bad...found some scorpions and spiders n shit in the houses....
and a dead rat on the top balcony...
and rat feces in the apartment..
and what else....iunno.
the shower only kinda works...
the toilet still smells of everyones vomit from last year...
i dont know if the sink works...
the lights dont all works...
but the fridge works....
so at least the beers will be chilled....
if anything, cuz bryan and zak get here in 2 days...and we have enough beer to stay drunk for at least...2 days!! so for 2 days...we'll be too drunk to care about the rats n shit.
OOH OOH AND I FOUND WEED!!! OMG. i found some weed.
....
miracles DO happen...
but more importantly..why did i leave myself some weed and not smoke it all at once???' damn.
mustve been high.
or drunk.
....no, i was both, who am i kidding.
so my mom ran into this old lady this morning..and this bitch says that last year, she saw me bryan and this other kid valerio...kickin the shit out of her gutter..like..the pipe that follows the side of the house? yea.
and before she could say anything...we ''ran off into the night''
so now, a year later, she hasnt replaced the fucking thing, first of all...
but she kept the fucking grudge....
the worst part is...i dont remember ever doin that.
yea, sure i WAS drunk most of the summer...but still....NOTHING.
bryan? anything to say? help me out man. did we do that shit?
blah. fuck her.
chances are, shes senile, and she mistook us for some other three drunken juvenile delinquents....::shady eyes::
so yea. italy. not bad.
id give u my number..but a) i doubt anyone would call
but most importantly b) would i pick up?
and c) would i be sober enough to pick up, or be sober enough to care enough to pick up?
hm...
lets ponder.
no, lets not.
now bryan, hurry the fuck over, this alcohol isnt gonna drink itself!!!
well negroes im out.
...
mmh..beeeer....
ciao
and a dead rat on the top balcony...
and rat feces in the apartment..
and what else....iunno.
the shower only kinda works...
the toilet still smells of everyones vomit from last year...
i dont know if the sink works...
the lights dont all works...
but the fridge works....
so at least the beers will be chilled....
if anything, cuz bryan and zak get here in 2 days...and we have enough beer to stay drunk for at least...2 days!! so for 2 days...we'll be too drunk to care about the rats n shit.
OOH OOH AND I FOUND WEED!!! OMG. i found some weed.
....
miracles DO happen...
but more importantly..why did i leave myself some weed and not smoke it all at once???' damn.
mustve been high.
or drunk.
....no, i was both, who am i kidding.
so my mom ran into this old lady this morning..and this bitch says that last year, she saw me bryan and this other kid valerio...kickin the shit out of her gutter..like..the pipe that follows the side of the house? yea.
and before she could say anything...we ''ran off into the night''
so now, a year later, she hasnt replaced the fucking thing, first of all...
but she kept the fucking grudge....
the worst part is...i dont remember ever doin that.
yea, sure i WAS drunk most of the summer...but still....NOTHING.
bryan? anything to say? help me out man. did we do that shit?
blah. fuck her.
chances are, shes senile, and she mistook us for some other three drunken juvenile delinquents....::shady eyes::
so yea. italy. not bad.
id give u my number..but a) i doubt anyone would call
but most importantly b) would i pick up?
and c) would i be sober enough to pick up, or be sober enough to care enough to pick up?
hm...
lets ponder.
no, lets not.
now bryan, hurry the fuck over, this alcohol isnt gonna drink itself!!!
well negroes im out.
...
mmh..beeeer....
ciao