the tribe has spoken.
tomkat is spawning. just you wait till katie gets post-partum depression!
also, melania is pregnant. that's just foul.
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p.s. don't be surprised by this headline if and when you come across it in the Yahoo! Odd News section and/or the Post:
NYU STUDENT KILLS ROOMATE OVER EXCESSIVE PASSIVE AGRESSION
There's now a facebook group. It's called I.H.R. (guess what it stands for). The picture is of someone holding a gun and the description reads "Because you do. You just do." There are already 8 members. Don't worry though, it's invisible to non-members. So he won't know.
Not that he doesn't know I hate him.
(Last night:)
Me: I'm turning on the AC. Don't freak out.
Ron: NOO!!! WHY? Is it because you're sick? God... ughh... ughhh... etc.
Me: Yes, and I'm hot and my bed is four feet off the ground and heat rises. And the AC will not make you sick. If you're cold put on a shirt. Or a sweatshirt. I'm hot.
Ron: But ughh.... unnn.... unintelligible grumbling....
Me: Everyone else in our dorm has their air-conditioning on 24/7. It was on in here for a while today. I didn't see you shivering.
Ron: Yeah but... ughh... unn... more retardation....
Me: *slams door on way to bathroom*
ahh college.
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also, melania is pregnant. that's just foul.
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p.s. don't be surprised by this headline if and when you come across it in the Yahoo! Odd News section and/or the Post:
NYU STUDENT KILLS ROOMATE OVER EXCESSIVE PASSIVE AGRESSION
There's now a facebook group. It's called I.H.R. (guess what it stands for). The picture is of someone holding a gun and the description reads "Because you do. You just do." There are already 8 members. Don't worry though, it's invisible to non-members. So he won't know.
Not that he doesn't know I hate him.
(Last night:)
Me: I'm turning on the AC. Don't freak out.
Ron: NOO!!! WHY? Is it because you're sick? God... ughh... ughhh... etc.
Me: Yes, and I'm hot and my bed is four feet off the ground and heat rises. And the AC will not make you sick. If you're cold put on a shirt. Or a sweatshirt. I'm hot.
Ron: But ughh.... unnn.... unintelligible grumbling....
Me: Everyone else in our dorm has their air-conditioning on 24/7. It was on in here for a while today. I didn't see you shivering.
Ron: Yeah but... ughh... unn... more retardation....
Me: *slams door on way to bathroom*
ahh college.
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