stork alert
Britney had a boy!
Us Weekly sent me a text a few months ago that said she was gonna name it Preston.
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Garrett Greer: Yeah, I heard about the name, too. What was it? Hold on a 'sec. Oh right, "Fucked Up."
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Zing. Anyway, we don't know the name yet, but we do know she had a C-section. Damn, girl. That shit scars. I guess they'll have to do mad retouching for her next album cover. OH WAIT she'll never record another album because she doesn't have time with all the eating and cleaning up K-Fed's empties. What was that? Her last album cover wasn't even her own body? Oh, well then. I guess this shouldn't be too hard for her.
Congratulations, Britney. We all just think you're gonna be a great mom! I mean, look at how good you are with Kori. Good luck.
Oh and by the way, you have the standard Hollywood 6 weeks to lose the baby weight. Failure to comply could result in immediate removal from the Stars- They're Just Like Us! section of Us Weekly along with prompt placement on the cover of Star next to Kirstie Alley, with the headline "BALLOONING CELEBS" (sub-headline: "Britney-- 307 lbs!")
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Us Weekly sent me a text a few months ago that said she was gonna name it Preston.
<<
Garrett Greer: Yeah, I heard about the name, too. What was it? Hold on a 'sec. Oh right, "Fucked Up."
>>
Zing. Anyway, we don't know the name yet, but we do know she had a C-section. Damn, girl. That shit scars. I guess they'll have to do mad retouching for her next album cover. OH WAIT she'll never record another album because she doesn't have time with all the eating and cleaning up K-Fed's empties. What was that? Her last album cover wasn't even her own body? Oh, well then. I guess this shouldn't be too hard for her.
Congratulations, Britney. We all just think you're gonna be a great mom! I mean, look at how good you are with Kori. Good luck.
Oh and by the way, you have the standard Hollywood 6 weeks to lose the baby weight. Failure to comply could result in immediate removal from the Stars- They're Just Like Us! section of Us Weekly along with prompt placement on the cover of Star next to Kirstie Alley, with the headline "BALLOONING CELEBS" (sub-headline: "Britney-- 307 lbs!")
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