I know they're retarded. But, I love these things.
ONE.
Spell your name without vowels.
Thn Wltr Hlfpnny (y a vowel?) Swtt
TWO.
Are you single?
Yes.
THREE
What is ur favorite number?.
7
FOUR.
Favorite color?
Red
FIVE.
Least favorite color?
Eh... light yellow? That's a stupid question.
SIX.
Favorite rapper?
Notorious BIG
SEVEN.
Do you smoke?
Yes
EIGHT.
Are you happy with your life right now?
Sure
NINE.
Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?
A few people have said so. I think they were drunk.
TEN
What is your favorite class in school?
Astrophysics
ELEVEN
Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/ae?
I was forced to get bellbottoms from AE once. It was the most ridiculous experience I've ever had.
TWELVE.
How do you make money?
I get people really drunk. And then they tell me I look like a celebrity. Super cool.
THIRTEEN
Who are your best friends?:
Gordo, Serena... even though I never see either of them.
FIFTEEN
Are you outgoing?
First, gimme some tequila.
SIXTEEN.
One word to describe you?:
Awesome
SEVENTEEN.
Favorite pair of shoes?:
Hurleys that I stole from my last roommate.
EIGHTEEN.
Do you own big sunglasses?:
Fuck Hollywood.
NINETEEN
What would you rather be doing right now?
Getting laid.
TWENTY
What should you be doing right now?
Getting laid.
TWENTY-ONE.
Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
No. I'm so fucking picky. I cant help it, though. It sucks ass! I wish I could just settle for someone cool. But, apparently they have to be perfect. It's so gay. I've denied too many great ladies. And why!? Because I'm a fucking idiot. I can't help having ridiculously high standards. I wish I could fix that somehow.
69 QUESTIONS
1. Initials:
EWHS
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Bill Clinton. That rocks.
3. Favorite fruit?
Used to be peaches. But now, I think I have to go with watermelon... dammit Aaron.
4. For or against same sex marriage?
This is a church/state thing. Not, my issue. I have no say. So, I decide not to take a stance.
5. Are you allergic to anything?
Fluoride
6. Are you bisexual?
No.
7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
Many a'time.
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
Six.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
1. Unless you count those two weeks is Massachusetts.
10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
Nope
11. Name something physical you like about your bf/gf?
The fact that she is completely transparent. That rocks.
12. Something non-physical you like about your bf/gf?
She agrees with everything I say and doesn't hog the sheets.
13. Do you have any pets?
Hell yeah!
14. What is your dream car?
Honda Accord. Or that Hydrogen BMW... or a Maserati.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Cambridge. Or northern Ireland.
16. Are you bipolar?
No. Just polar.
17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
It depends on what her dream car is. No shit?
18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Laser-tag at Scandia.
19. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
Ha! Hahaha. Holy shit. That rocks. No.
20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes. All the time actually.
21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Once or twice. Not all that romantic though.
22. What was the last text message you received:
"I just remembered I have to run a photo shoot on Sat the 3... Barf"
23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Fuck that.
24. Have you ever white water rafted?
Not on purpose. But, yes.
25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
All the time.
26. Are you racist?
Sort of. Just Armenians though.
27. What song are you listening to right now?
Some dope shit I just wrote.
28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Some dope shit that I just wrote.
29. What was the last movie you watched?
Van Wylder 2
30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
My Grandpa's. It was pretty chill.
31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Probably.
32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Brenna. Haha. That's was priceless.
33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
How much makeup they're wearing and whether or not they're wearing high heels. Hate that shit.
34. What's your fav. body part on the opposite sex?
Face.
35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Iced coffee. Black.
36. Say something totally random about yourself:
Domino is snoring in my bedroom.
37. Do you have an iPod?
No. I never have owned one. It's strange.
38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Ask that again. Seriously.
39. Do you have freckles?
No. I'm a vampire.
40. Are you comfortable with your height?
I'm a little shorter than I'd like. But, I'm not complaining.
41. Do you love someone right now?
Not romantically.
42. How tall are you?
5'8"
43. Do you speak any other language other than english?
Spanish. Not fluent. But, I do speak it often.
44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Shit yeah.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.
46. Do you watch MTV?
No. Just Comedy Central on weeknights.
48. What's something that really annoys you?
Fat people that complain about being fat. Shut up.
50. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Hell yeah. MJ is the shit.
51. Have you ever surfed?
Yes. Not very good at it. I stick to Boogie boarding.
52. Do you know how to pump gas?
Yeah. What the fuck?
53. Do you drive?
As little as possible. But, crazily.
54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
A few weeks.
55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Plenty of times.
56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No response.
57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
That's what a "dare" is. Yes.
58. What's your favorite state to live in?
I couldn't tell ya'
59. Do you know to kill a zombie?
Hell yeah. I do it all the time. Those pests.
60.What color are your eyes?
Blue.
61. Do you have any special talents?
A couple.
62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Water or club soda.
63. Favorite city?
Not LA. Fuck that place.
64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No. I was going to. But, I don't remember if I did or not. So, if I don't remember, it didn't happen.
65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The cook.
66. Who do you live with?
My mommy and step-dad.
67. Last thing you watched on TV?
Bill Maher. I can't decide whether or not I like him.
68. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
No.
69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip?
I've taken countless road-trips.
Nine last things you did --
9. last place you were: My backyard.
8. last cigarette: About an hour ago.
7. last beverage: Wild Turkey and Diet Coke.
6. last movie/dvd watched: Van Wylder 2
5. last phone call: From Gordo
4. last cd played: Soulive compilation
3. last BUBBLE bath: Like 15 years ago.
2. last time you cried: July.
1. last drink: Right now.
Eight have you evers --
8. have you ever dated someone twice: Yeah. Because I'm smart...
7. have you ever been cheated on: Yes. Because, again, I'm smart.
6. have you ever kissed someone: Yes.
5. have you ever kissed someone you regret: Not really.
4. have you ever fallen in love: Yes.
3. have you ever lost someone: Yes.
2. have you ever been depressed: Stupid question.
1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: Lot's of times because, again again, I'm smart.
Six things you did in the past three days --
6. worked
5. slept
4. watched movies
3. gone to school
2. studied
1. played with my dog
Three favorite colors --
3. red
2. green
1. blue
TWO things you want to do before you die --
2. Get a real job
1. Have kids
Spell your name without vowels.
Thn Wltr Hlfpnny (y a vowel?) Swtt
TWO.
Are you single?
Yes.
THREE
What is ur favorite number?.
7
FOUR.
Favorite color?
Red
FIVE.
Least favorite color?
Eh... light yellow? That's a stupid question.
SIX.
Favorite rapper?
Notorious BIG
SEVEN.
Do you smoke?
Yes
EIGHT.
Are you happy with your life right now?
Sure
NINE.
Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?
A few people have said so. I think they were drunk.
TEN
What is your favorite class in school?
Astrophysics
ELEVEN
Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/ae?
I was forced to get bellbottoms from AE once. It was the most ridiculous experience I've ever had.
TWELVE.
How do you make money?
I get people really drunk. And then they tell me I look like a celebrity. Super cool.
THIRTEEN
Who are your best friends?:
Gordo, Serena... even though I never see either of them.
FIFTEEN
Are you outgoing?
First, gimme some tequila.
SIXTEEN.
One word to describe you?:
Awesome
SEVENTEEN.
Favorite pair of shoes?:
Hurleys that I stole from my last roommate.
EIGHTEEN.
Do you own big sunglasses?:
Fuck Hollywood.
NINETEEN
What would you rather be doing right now?
Getting laid.
TWENTY
What should you be doing right now?
Getting laid.
TWENTY-ONE.
Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
No. I'm so fucking picky. I cant help it, though. It sucks ass! I wish I could just settle for someone cool. But, apparently they have to be perfect. It's so gay. I've denied too many great ladies. And why!? Because I'm a fucking idiot. I can't help having ridiculously high standards. I wish I could fix that somehow.
69 QUESTIONS
1. Initials:
EWHS
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Bill Clinton. That rocks.
3. Favorite fruit?
Used to be peaches. But now, I think I have to go with watermelon... dammit Aaron.
4. For or against same sex marriage?
This is a church/state thing. Not, my issue. I have no say. So, I decide not to take a stance.
5. Are you allergic to anything?
Fluoride
6. Are you bisexual?
No.
7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
Many a'time.
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
Six.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
1. Unless you count those two weeks is Massachusetts.
10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
Nope
11. Name something physical you like about your bf/gf?
The fact that she is completely transparent. That rocks.
12. Something non-physical you like about your bf/gf?
She agrees with everything I say and doesn't hog the sheets.
13. Do you have any pets?
Hell yeah!
14. What is your dream car?
Honda Accord. Or that Hydrogen BMW... or a Maserati.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Cambridge. Or northern Ireland.
16. Are you bipolar?
No. Just polar.
17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
It depends on what her dream car is. No shit?
18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Laser-tag at Scandia.
19. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
Ha! Hahaha. Holy shit. That rocks. No.
20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes. All the time actually.
21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Once or twice. Not all that romantic though.
22. What was the last text message you received:
"I just remembered I have to run a photo shoot on Sat the 3... Barf"
23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Fuck that.
24. Have you ever white water rafted?
Not on purpose. But, yes.
25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
All the time.
26. Are you racist?
Sort of. Just Armenians though.
27. What song are you listening to right now?
Some dope shit I just wrote.
28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Some dope shit that I just wrote.
29. What was the last movie you watched?
Van Wylder 2
30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
My Grandpa's. It was pretty chill.
31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Probably.
32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Brenna. Haha. That's was priceless.
33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
How much makeup they're wearing and whether or not they're wearing high heels. Hate that shit.
34. What's your fav. body part on the opposite sex?
Face.
35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Iced coffee. Black.
36. Say something totally random about yourself:
Domino is snoring in my bedroom.
37. Do you have an iPod?
No. I never have owned one. It's strange.
38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Ask that again. Seriously.
39. Do you have freckles?
No. I'm a vampire.
40. Are you comfortable with your height?
I'm a little shorter than I'd like. But, I'm not complaining.
41. Do you love someone right now?
Not romantically.
42. How tall are you?
5'8"
43. Do you speak any other language other than english?
Spanish. Not fluent. But, I do speak it often.
44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Shit yeah.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.
46. Do you watch MTV?
No. Just Comedy Central on weeknights.
48. What's something that really annoys you?
Fat people that complain about being fat. Shut up.
50. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Hell yeah. MJ is the shit.
51. Have you ever surfed?
Yes. Not very good at it. I stick to Boogie boarding.
52. Do you know how to pump gas?
Yeah. What the fuck?
53. Do you drive?
As little as possible. But, crazily.
54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
A few weeks.
55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Plenty of times.
56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No response.
57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
That's what a "dare" is. Yes.
58. What's your favorite state to live in?
I couldn't tell ya'
59. Do you know to kill a zombie?
Hell yeah. I do it all the time. Those pests.
60.What color are your eyes?
Blue.
61. Do you have any special talents?
A couple.
62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Water or club soda.
63. Favorite city?
Not LA. Fuck that place.
64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No. I was going to. But, I don't remember if I did or not. So, if I don't remember, it didn't happen.
65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The cook.
66. Who do you live with?
My mommy and step-dad.
67. Last thing you watched on TV?
Bill Maher. I can't decide whether or not I like him.
68. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
No.
69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip?
I've taken countless road-trips.
Nine last things you did --
9. last place you were: My backyard.
8. last cigarette: About an hour ago.
7. last beverage: Wild Turkey and Diet Coke.
6. last movie/dvd watched: Van Wylder 2
5. last phone call: From Gordo
4. last cd played: Soulive compilation
3. last BUBBLE bath: Like 15 years ago.
2. last time you cried: July.
1. last drink: Right now.
Eight have you evers --
8. have you ever dated someone twice: Yeah. Because I'm smart...
7. have you ever been cheated on: Yes. Because, again, I'm smart.
6. have you ever kissed someone: Yes.
5. have you ever kissed someone you regret: Not really.
4. have you ever fallen in love: Yes.
3. have you ever lost someone: Yes.
2. have you ever been depressed: Stupid question.
1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: Lot's of times because, again again, I'm smart.
Six things you did in the past three days --
6. worked
5. slept
4. watched movies
3. gone to school
2. studied
1. played with my dog
Three favorite colors --
3. red
2. green
1. blue
TWO things you want to do before you die --
2. Get a real job
1. Have kids