Oh hey, yeah, lets give Diablo Cody an Oscar for writing because I guess using the word "home-skillet" properly is endemic of good storytelling and characterization. Why didn't they give the guy who wrote Junior an Oscar? Not only was that movie about an unlikely pregnancy (A FUCKING MAN GETS PREGGO!), it was an excuse to get Arnold and Mr. DeVito back on screen together. All Juno did was reunite the father-son team on Arrested Development and they didn't even have any scenes together. What a joke. Get me David Cross all painted in blue again and then we'll talk Oscar.
"Hey so do you want to hang out?" "Eh, well I can't tonight I have stuff to do." "WHY DO YOU HATE ME?"* *If you find yourself doing this on a consistent basis to every person you meet, you are crazy and I don't want to talk to you.
To steal a joke from The Simpsons (BACK WHEN IT WAS GOOD! [fuck you seasons 11-present!]), this seems like the current plan most of the people I know have for when they finish college and/or take the next step in life: Step One: Move away from Tampa Step Two: ???? Step Three: Profit I am not an economist (which I believe refers to the study of one of the Ghostbusters), but I would estimate that this is probably not the best plan. I'm not sure how the public conscious around here formed the idea that Living in Tampa + w/Parents (if I ever catch anyone calling their parents "the rents" they will be blacklisted from my life and their names will never be spoken in my presence, I promise you) < poverty, but I have talked to poor people and they have told me this: "HAY YALL MY DAD WAS KING KONG BUNDY AND WE LIVED ON A SPACESHIP FOR TWELVE DECADES AND I JUST MISSED THE TRAIN SO DO YOU..." and so on. Needless to say I was very interested in what he had to say whereas the future plans of most of the people I know are kind of boring so the moral here is go for it, fuck "mom and dad", fuck Tampa; let's move to Kentucky!