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Aug 18, 2005 02:17

There's a pattern to my sleeping in that I'm not doing much of it. I could blame it on the pressures of everyday life, but we all know the real reason: demons! Thanks to Mr. Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, I am now aware that psychiatry is a psuedo-science, much like how Dane Cook is a psuedo comedian (there's nothing funny about trying to act and look like a rock star), and that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance but rather that any mental instability is a result of, in scientific terms, DEMONS!

I asked Jesus Christ what he thought I should do, but his suggestion was to allow him in my heart. I told him that my body could not handle any more beings crawling around in my body - what with the demons in my head and the monkey on my back.

Sorry Jesus.

mental health, religion, tom cruise, scientology, dane cook, pop culture

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