To my right eye...
I have an abscess above my right eye. My mother wants to perform manual surgery on me, using only needle cleansed with bleach.
In other words; Goodbye, right eye. I knew thee well. We've seen some many great things together, most of which was on the internet. Can you believe she got an entire octopus up there? Incredible.
Not to fear, though. Lefty and I will carry on your legacy.
Love,
Alex