Would you believe I've never played GTA before?

[sexydecoy]

In a dream last night, the ratty, eczematous kid down the street stole the van I drive. I knew immediately that this was not a crime of neccescity, as I imagine this vechicle would be the last on anyone's least to steal, save for perhaps a personal agenda against me. The climate fluctuated rapidly, as they do in dreams, yet I realized the crime

Comments

[everydayat5pm]

Alex, you so crazy.

[sexydecoy]

Yeah, I know.

[rusteford]

pfft. what a faggot.