Drunkish
And the award goes to.....
I saw the funniest thing ever the other day....
sure it’s hard to say the funniest EVER because I also heard these...
Q. Why do midgets laugh when they are playing football?
A. because the grass is tickling there balls.
haha, or no wait
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: Because it scares the shit out of the dog.
haha, oh oh
Q: What’s the difference between Sushi and pussy?
A: The rice.
oh I know some of you ladies giggled!
haha, no wait wait wait
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Damn damn damn, I took it to far didn’t I…
such a flippin’ idiot!...gosh
(there's always time for this)
Anyhooter let’s get back to the point of this post….
So I’m at work and a friend of mine comes in and pulls me aside to show me the funniest shit….
He whipped out his
(that's a cock for ya'll s-s-slow folks)
No that’s not it..though it is pretty funny to…
He has the words LUCKY YOU tattooed on it!
NOW THAT’S FRIG’N FUNNY AS HELL!
The only bad part is having to look at someone’s
But fuck you, it was worth the cock-watch’n
I saw the funniest thing ever the other day....
sure it’s hard to say the funniest EVER because I also heard these...
Q. Why do midgets laugh when they are playing football?
A. because the grass is tickling there balls.
haha, or no wait
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: Because it scares the shit out of the dog.
haha, oh oh
Q: What’s the difference between Sushi and pussy?
A: The rice.
oh I know some of you ladies giggled!
haha, no wait wait wait
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Damn damn damn, I took it to far didn’t I…
such a flippin’ idiot!...gosh
(there's always time for this)
Anyhooter let’s get back to the point of this post….
So I’m at work and a friend of mine comes in and pulls me aside to show me the funniest shit….
He whipped out his
(that's a cock for ya'll s-s-slow folks)
No that’s not it..though it is pretty funny to…
He has the words LUCKY YOU tattooed on it!
NOW THAT’S FRIG’N FUNNY AS HELL!
The only bad part is having to look at someone’s
But fuck you, it was worth the cock-watch’n