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Paul keeps telling everyone i'm pregnant! thats the last time i mess with him
i had to pretend like i was pregnant in class, and i was having a baby with megan
thats right, i was a lesbian
i ended up having a baby boy (a fake one, i got pregnant and had the baby in like 15 mins)
my baby had a micro-penis, how sad
it will never grow so he can never have sex
but we were asked if we would give it gender reassignment surgery
hell no, mine is staying a boy!
so thats the story, i'm not really pregnant so everyone stop asking!!!!
i had to pretend like i was pregnant in class, and i was having a baby with megan
thats right, i was a lesbian
i ended up having a baby boy (a fake one, i got pregnant and had the baby in like 15 mins)
my baby had a micro-penis, how sad
it will never grow so he can never have sex
but we were asked if we would give it gender reassignment surgery
hell no, mine is staying a boy!
so thats the story, i'm not really pregnant so everyone stop asking!!!!