damn!

Nov 27, 2008 01:29

Damn damn damn damn damn. shitty bloody pissing damn pavements in this country!!!!!! I fell over due to s stupid pothold, in the damn pavement, right where there is no clear bloody light to see and not only have I smashed my phone but looks like my bloody knee as well.

*in hautiest British accent* We are most definately NOT amused.

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nix26gonzo November 28 2008, 19:59:07 UTC
I hope that your knee is doing better by now..
and..
as to the phone..
your in America now, its time you learned the gloriousness of Duct Tape..
it can fix anything

'if it moves and its not supposed to: Duct tape it, if it doesn't move and its supposed to: WD-40 it'

Nix

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sexycelticlady November 29 2008, 03:40:59 UTC
heh, we DO have those things in the UK you know ;)

My phone is actually working, which is a surprise. But the camera on it has given up the ghost :). My knee is slowly feeling a bit better.

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scripps68 November 29 2008, 04:02:09 UTC
I'm glad the knee is getting better.
Now, as for the duct tape. Surely we can come up with some better uses for it than repairing a phone.

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sexycelticlady November 29 2008, 04:21:44 UTC
I am sure we could. I just need a victim... heh ;)

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nix26gonzo November 29 2008, 07:43:38 UTC
nope.. only America has awesome stuff like duct tape and wd-40.. cause America is the most awesomest country
it even says so in our constitution in the fine print area :-D

super glue would also have worked to fix any damage.. however you run the damage of gluing your phone to your hand (I have, quite sadly, glued entire model tanks to my hand in this manner)

good to know that the knee is doing better.. but.. thats what you get for being all sexy and stuff and wearing stilleto heels while strolling down the sidewalk :-p

Nix

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sexycelticlady December 1 2008, 21:57:10 UTC
Superglue was invented to stick biological tissue back together in emergencies, which is why it is so effective in gluing you fingers to stuff :)

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