A HOUSEHOLD REVOLUTION!
A Household Revolution:
The Momboni!
Try it today! About half the size of a John Deere tractor, it's a ride-upon zamboni-esque device that sucks up everything in it's path!
House dirty beyond belief? Drag out the good old Momboni! Suck up not only dirt, but stray socks, that pizza from last month, last easter's basket grass, the cat, the dog, and the kids!
When you're done, the house will be spotless- and the kids' screams will be muffled by the Momboni's patented screamstifler!
Sit back, relax, and read some trashy romance novels- your work is done!
COPYRIGHTED TO MEGHAN QUIGLEY AND MARIE MALATAK.
STEAL AND DIE.
The Momboni!
Try it today! About half the size of a John Deere tractor, it's a ride-upon zamboni-esque device that sucks up everything in it's path!
House dirty beyond belief? Drag out the good old Momboni! Suck up not only dirt, but stray socks, that pizza from last month, last easter's basket grass, the cat, the dog, and the kids!
When you're done, the house will be spotless- and the kids' screams will be muffled by the Momboni's patented screamstifler!
Sit back, relax, and read some trashy romance novels- your work is done!
COPYRIGHTED TO MEGHAN QUIGLEY AND MARIE MALATAK.
STEAL AND DIE.