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[sexybitchninja]

[filtered to all mayfield school-age girls and their respective 'parents']

Well, tomorrow's Monday, and I'll be your Girls' PE teacher from now until... things change.  While I don't have any teaching experience per se, part of my duties where I'm from consisted of the rigorous training of new recruits, and under my watch you'll all be safe.

Since

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[hopeful_dance]

What's a pushup?

[sexybitchninja]

What's a...

...

...You're being... sarcastic, right?

[hopeful_dance]

No Ma'am! Not at all!

[sexybitchninja]

......

2/2

[sexybitchninja]

...Basically, you lay flat on the ground, hands placed flat and parallel to your body, legs stretched and toes touching the ground. Then you lift yourself up, then back down. Very simple, really.

Have you... never undertaking physical exercise before?

[hopeful_dance]

[There's a long pause as Nadja tries to picture this.]

OH! I've seen that! Master George does those every morning!

Ah... I do a lot of stretching... I'm a dancer.

[sexybitchninja]

Hmm. Alright, well that's something at least.

Don't worry, just try to follow along with the other girls and you'll do fine.

[hopeful_dance]

Yes, Ma'am! I'll do my best!

[sexybitchninja]

Glad to hear it.

[hopeful_dance]

Erm... though, I'm too old for school, I think. I already turned 13.

[sexybitchninja]

Erm...

...As far as I understand it, don't humans attend school until they're at least 17-18?

[hopeful_dance]

I don't know about other countries, but in England most people start working at 13.

[sexybitchninja]

...Well then, I suppose it's up to your 'parents' to decide, or you if you feel you don't need to. But it couldn't hurt to show up if you're otherwise unoccupied.