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[sexybitchninja]

[filtered to all mayfield school-age girls and their respective 'parents']

Well, tomorrow's Monday, and I'll be your Girls' PE teacher from now until... things change.  While I don't have any teaching experience per se, part of my duties where I'm from consisted of the rigorous training of new recruits, and under my watch you'll all be safe.

Since

Comments

[bustydefense]

I... I think you might need to rethink that regimen.

MIA!MAID COSPLAY WHUT? XD

[sexybitchninja]

I... don't understand. Am I going too easy on them?

FROM THE THIRD GAME XD

[bustydefense]

I don't want my 'daughter' to come home from school in a body bag, thank you. Or any of the other girls, for that matter.

GAHH I NEVER PLAYED THAT FAR *IS A BAD FAN*

[sexybitchninja]

I'm trying to do this so that NO ONE ends up in a body bag. Just because they're children doesn't mean that... whatever's behind all this hasn't targeted them too.

We all need to be able to at least protect ourselves, and the basis of that is good physical discipline.

): then you missed all the Diego-Mia UST!

[bustydefense]

They're never going to be able to protect themselves if they die in a physical education class.

Hey, I have, like, a vague idea about it though! XD (needs to play the rest or watch it on YT)

[sexybitchninja]

Hmph. That doesn't mean they can't push themselves a bit harder.

...Even so, I'm going to at least... lower the bar a bit. As an option. Perhaps.

lol obviously you missed more. BUT THAT WAS THE IMPORTANT PART.

[bustydefense]

A bit? Try 980 fewer pushups, 970 fewer situps, 500 fewer chin-ups, and 10 fewer laps. You can't run a marathon without knowing how to walk first.

I was more into the Maya/Phoenix, Edgeworth/Gumshoe and Franziska/Adrian subtext RLY XD

[sexybitchninja]

You don't learn how to walk if you don't force yourself to stand up, either.

(ooc: or, you could make like Barney and run a marathon unprepared... then just have your legs give out on you and get stuck on the subway~ >D)

... D:

[bustydefense]

I think most of them have figured out how to stand here already.

[lol "Not even for her?" BEST RANDOM PLOT EVER. *goes to watch that episode again*]

Sorry; I got as far as game 2 before things got outta hand XD

[sexybitchninja]

Well, obviously-- I was simply trying to undermine your metaphor with another metaphor.

...I'll see about reducing the numbers. No promises, though.

[I know right? I love it when it just goes all over the board like that XD]

that's totally not what i was D: -ing at :P

[bustydefense]

[Mia laughs] Never mind.

I have a feeling that many of the girls will make that decision for you.

["Step one: start running. There is no step two."]

Well sorry XD I'll probably see it once I play through what with Investigations coming next year

[sexybitchninja]

Hmph. All I'm asking at this point is that they try, really.

Mmm I loved making Edgeworth say OBJECTION in the third game

[bustydefense]

Depending on the girl, they will.