On last night's Desperate Housewives
Bree. Bree Bree Bree. I love you. Oh Marcia Cross, you kicked so many kinds
of ass last night. You just broke my heart. "I'll go with green. Everybody
loves green, right?" And you told Lynette what I've been wanting to tell
her forever.
Lynette, I understand you may have Issues with corporal punishment, but from
what I've seen your *only* method of "discipline" for the boys is
threatening them. You never, ever follow up on any of the threats with
anything--removal of toys or privileges, timeouts, extra chores, etc. Face
it, loving your boys and wanting to provide them with good education and
lots of opportunities is great, but if you don't give them some control now,
they're going to make mowing down grannies look mild. And besides, you dare
to bitch out Bree after she a) agreed to babysit for you at the last minute,
b) helped get your kids into a super-elite prep school, c) tried to give
your sorry ass a chance to be around adults more by helping you steal a
nanny only to have you fire her because you were afraid your (amazing)
husband would prefer her cheerful perkiness (and we're not just talking
about the boobs here), and d) helped get you down off your Ritalin addiction
because you can't set priorities or get anyone to help you (because your
kids are hellions and you get rude if anyone points it out). So jumping on
her about her son? Was *so* much ass.
Oh Susan. Like Mike said, this explains so much about you. No wonder you
desperately thrust yourself into awkward situations--it was the only way you
could steal some limelight from your mom.
Gabrielle, don't go running off to your teen lover! Go to the police, show
them the bruises, and remind them that contracts signed under coercion are
inadmissable under law. (Don't you watch any L&O?)
And ooooooh, Zach is really Dana! Ha! I knew it! I told you so *months* ago.
But whatsherface is so setting herself up to get whacked by Paul. I mean,
he already strangled her sister and killed/helped kill the female private
detective (Mike's ex??) who was going to "take Zach away."
of ass last night. You just broke my heart. "I'll go with green. Everybody
loves green, right?" And you told Lynette what I've been wanting to tell
her forever.
Lynette, I understand you may have Issues with corporal punishment, but from
what I've seen your *only* method of "discipline" for the boys is
threatening them. You never, ever follow up on any of the threats with
anything--removal of toys or privileges, timeouts, extra chores, etc. Face
it, loving your boys and wanting to provide them with good education and
lots of opportunities is great, but if you don't give them some control now,
they're going to make mowing down grannies look mild. And besides, you dare
to bitch out Bree after she a) agreed to babysit for you at the last minute,
b) helped get your kids into a super-elite prep school, c) tried to give
your sorry ass a chance to be around adults more by helping you steal a
nanny only to have you fire her because you were afraid your (amazing)
husband would prefer her cheerful perkiness (and we're not just talking
about the boobs here), and d) helped get you down off your Ritalin addiction
because you can't set priorities or get anyone to help you (because your
kids are hellions and you get rude if anyone points it out). So jumping on
her about her son? Was *so* much ass.
Oh Susan. Like Mike said, this explains so much about you. No wonder you
desperately thrust yourself into awkward situations--it was the only way you
could steal some limelight from your mom.
Gabrielle, don't go running off to your teen lover! Go to the police, show
them the bruises, and remind them that contracts signed under coercion are
inadmissable under law. (Don't you watch any L&O?)
And ooooooh, Zach is really Dana! Ha! I knew it! I told you so *months* ago.
But whatsherface is so setting herself up to get whacked by Paul. I mean,
he already strangled her sister and killed/helped kill the female private
detective (Mike's ex??) who was going to "take Zach away."