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Do you drink [alcohol]?: Nope
Do you party a lot? How often?: I don't party... parties make me claustrophobic.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: No
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: If I'm really tired I say it a lot... Aside from that, I would have to say I don't say it much at all.
Do you skip classes? How often?: I have never skipped a class.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: Sex is not meant to be casual - when I have sex it isn't casual. And I'm on the pill.
Do you steal?: Nope
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Yeah right. No
Do you drool over celebrities?: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger... Mmmpf!
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Not really.
Do you ever watch the News?: Not if I can help it.
Do you even care about world issues?: Yes. But that doesn't mean I want to hear about all the troops that die in Iraq and how many murders were committed in Lawrence. I hate the news.
Do you read books often?: Yes yes yes, especially Stephen King.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: I've never failed a class.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: About half of my time... I spend a lot of my time working.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Nope.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Naw, usually at Pilgrim Lanes playing DDR.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: No
Do you cuss a lot?: Yes. Mostly when I am trying to exaggerate and make a story more amusing...
Are you desperate to fit in?: Nah. I'm cool all by myself.
Are you intelligent?: Yes
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: No
Black eyeliner?: Yes
Black eyeshadow?: No
Black trenchcoat?: No
Black boots?: No (but lots of black shoes)
Black fishnets?: Nope
Black nail polish?: Ehh a couple of times long ago...
Cigarettes?: Didn't we already go over this?
Heavy metal music?: Hell yes.
Marilyn Manson?: No
Kittie?: Not really
Cradle of Filth?: Ooooh some songs yes
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: No
Are you an intellectual?: Yes
An atheist?: Uhmmm not exactly. Kinda. I dunno.
Horrible home life?: Not as bad as it used to be.
Hopelessly depressed?: Not always...
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: I used to be pretty suicidal but not recently.
Self-mutilation?: No. What a waste of time.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: I wish!
Big black boots?: No
Mohawk?: No
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: Nah
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Yes
Wild hair colors?: I'm all set with that
NOFX?: No
Rancid?: No
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Hahah yea kinda
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: Over 120
Do you watch a lot of sports?: No
Play a lot of sports?: No
Talk a lot about sports?: No
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Yes
Are you arrogant?: I don't think so.
Are you a male or female whore?: Nope.
Are you homophobic?: No most of my friends are gay/bi/pan
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No. I tease them because they deserve it!
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: No.
Boobs = yes?: I have boobs...
Parties = yes?: Nope. They suck
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: Ahhhh no thanx
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: Not really
Have you ever been on a diet?: Nope. But I should!
How much did you lose?: uh. I've lost 25 pounds in the last 3 years
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: --
Make yourself throw up?: --
Make-up?: Sometimes
Low-cut tops?: Yeah right. No.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36B
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Nope
Giggle a lot?: I'm a funny kid, what can I say?
What's the deal with boys?: They suck...
Thongs?: Gross
Pretty bras?: Great!
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: I heart Cosmo, Teen and YM can suck my dick...
Who's the weaker sex?: Probably women. Sorry but we're the ones who are so manipulative and shitty all the time.
Are you a feminist?: Somewhat
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Sometimes
How often do you shave your legs?: Not very often.
How about your armpits?: Usually every day.
Are you emotional?: Yes
Especially when on your period?: Yeah I guess so...
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Companionship
Stability or Freedom?: Stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: Popularity
Unique or Loved?: Loved
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: Us
Do you party a lot? How often?: I don't party... parties make me claustrophobic.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: No
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: If I'm really tired I say it a lot... Aside from that, I would have to say I don't say it much at all.
Do you skip classes? How often?: I have never skipped a class.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: Sex is not meant to be casual - when I have sex it isn't casual. And I'm on the pill.
Do you steal?: Nope
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Yeah right. No
Do you drool over celebrities?: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger... Mmmpf!
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Not really.
Do you ever watch the News?: Not if I can help it.
Do you even care about world issues?: Yes. But that doesn't mean I want to hear about all the troops that die in Iraq and how many murders were committed in Lawrence. I hate the news.
Do you read books often?: Yes yes yes, especially Stephen King.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: I've never failed a class.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: About half of my time... I spend a lot of my time working.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Nope.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Naw, usually at Pilgrim Lanes playing DDR.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: No
Do you cuss a lot?: Yes. Mostly when I am trying to exaggerate and make a story more amusing...
Are you desperate to fit in?: Nah. I'm cool all by myself.
Are you intelligent?: Yes
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: No
Black eyeliner?: Yes
Black eyeshadow?: No
Black trenchcoat?: No
Black boots?: No (but lots of black shoes)
Black fishnets?: Nope
Black nail polish?: Ehh a couple of times long ago...
Cigarettes?: Didn't we already go over this?
Heavy metal music?: Hell yes.
Marilyn Manson?: No
Kittie?: Not really
Cradle of Filth?: Ooooh some songs yes
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: No
Are you an intellectual?: Yes
An atheist?: Uhmmm not exactly. Kinda. I dunno.
Horrible home life?: Not as bad as it used to be.
Hopelessly depressed?: Not always...
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: I used to be pretty suicidal but not recently.
Self-mutilation?: No. What a waste of time.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: I wish!
Big black boots?: No
Mohawk?: No
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: Nah
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Yes
Wild hair colors?: I'm all set with that
NOFX?: No
Rancid?: No
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Hahah yea kinda
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: Over 120
Do you watch a lot of sports?: No
Play a lot of sports?: No
Talk a lot about sports?: No
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Yes
Are you arrogant?: I don't think so.
Are you a male or female whore?: Nope.
Are you homophobic?: No most of my friends are gay/bi/pan
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No. I tease them because they deserve it!
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: No.
Boobs = yes?: I have boobs...
Parties = yes?: Nope. They suck
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: Ahhhh no thanx
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: Not really
Have you ever been on a diet?: Nope. But I should!
How much did you lose?: uh. I've lost 25 pounds in the last 3 years
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: --
Make yourself throw up?: --
Make-up?: Sometimes
Low-cut tops?: Yeah right. No.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36B
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Nope
Giggle a lot?: I'm a funny kid, what can I say?
What's the deal with boys?: They suck...
Thongs?: Gross
Pretty bras?: Great!
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: I heart Cosmo, Teen and YM can suck my dick...
Who's the weaker sex?: Probably women. Sorry but we're the ones who are so manipulative and shitty all the time.
Are you a feminist?: Somewhat
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Sometimes
How often do you shave your legs?: Not very often.
How about your armpits?: Usually every day.
Are you emotional?: Yes
Especially when on your period?: Yeah I guess so...
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Companionship
Stability or Freedom?: Stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: Popularity
Unique or Loved?: Loved
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: Us