Sometimes I ask myself.... Why?
So........ (This is directed at people in the K-pop or J-pop (maybe C-pop?) fandoms) Why do we write stories about them, anyway? And not only them, but them gay. I'm not even getting into the smut. But imagine one of them discovered LiveJournal and............. I wonder what they would think? Unfortunately, my examples are of Super Junior, because I'm biased........ But still. What about the pairings that are totally random, too? Like.... I wonder what... Thinking of random pairing....... What would Yesung think if he ever got randomly paired up with Donghae? I could totally imagine that now........ (Yehae? I have honestly NEVER heard of that....)
YESUNG: (Sitting at computer stroking turtle's shell) What's this? LiveJournal? Oh! Interesting..... Um..... Su..per... Jun...ior.... Let's see what comes up. Uh.... Smut? What's smut? (Clicks) Oh... Oh! (Cover Ddangkoma's (I didn't get that rigth, did I?) eyes) DONGHAE! Come see this!
DONGHAE: (Pokes his head in room) Something wrong, hyung?
YESUNG: (Covers turtles head altogether) Would you ever have sex with me?
DONGHAE: (Blinks) Uh..... Are you...... gay?
YESUNG: No. But the fans seem to think so. I was just wondering.
DONGHAE: Why? (Closes door behind him and sits beside YESUNG) They should know it's all fanservice. And if you were gay, they wouldn't still be screaming 'marry me'.
YESUNG: They think you're gay too.
DONGHAE: What?
YESUNG: I found this one story written by a fan. It's about us...
DONGHAE: Sigh... Why? Do they see us writing these kinds of stories about them?
YSEUNG: We don't know most of them.
DONGHAE: I know, but it makes for a fairly good argument.
YESUNG: Not if it makes no sense.
DONGHAE: (Glares) Screw you!
YESUNG: According to this fan, that's exactly what you're doing.
Never mind, I'd rather not imagine that......... But seriously. And I know that's a little hypocritical of me, I write it too.... Of course, I don't write smut. I can't write smut. Trust me, I've tried. Maybe I've been too poisoned by the Catholic school I go to.
O.o Imagine I were to actually ever marry one of them, though? (Again, biased here...) It would probably go something like this:
SUNGMIN (bias..): Maja... What's this? (Points to computer)
ME: Oh... That... Heh heh. Well........ You see, when I was a teenager, and I was a fan, I used to.... write stories about you.
SUNGMIN: (Hard face) Go on.
ME: And, well, you see.... For example, I would write stories about you and Kyuhyun........ Together..........
KYUHYUN: (Looks up from PSP) Me and Sungmin? Together?
ME: Well... Yeah...
SUNGMIN: You thought I was gay.
ME: No. No!
SUNGMIN: Sigh... I will never understand you.
ME: But you love me right?
SUNGMIN: You thought I was gay.
Um............
Yeah, there are reasons I am glad I shall NEVER EVER meet them. Although....... I wouldn't meeting Henry, seeing as I wouldn't have to learn a language, he's Canadian like me, and he's the closest to my age of all of them...
HENRY: Maja~~~! Were you writing stories about me again? How many times do I need to tell you I am NOT gay!
I gotta go deal with this one. BYES!