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so i just got home from my grandma's house where i was having christmas. its so cool being able to see my family! my cousin christopher is so amazing and i love him so much. my dad came up for a couple days and we got into a huge fight when i was trying to set up our menorah because he said the candels werent in enough but he wasnt doing anything
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Yea, gays are screwing up society so much. The bible says so. The bible also says that women are second-rate attachments to men, and that we should all own slaves. Actually, I refuse to have sex or masturbate or even go to the bathroom because that is unclean in my all-holy omnipresent omnipotent omnivengeant LORD'S eyes. Furthermore, HE told me that i should go out on a bunch of crusades to kill the nonbelievers. And of course, I took this without a grain of salt and did HIS bidding... damn humans ruining the world! Wait... I'm unholy too, why haven't I killed myself for the LORD? Wait.. no I wouldn't want to do that, because I wouldn't be able to kill the rest of 'em.
Yea... you should go all new-age and pray to the tiki-tree of the Fire Spirit to give your candles a better looking light and more flavor for your special-ordered tea that was marked up 500% by that one specialty tea shop in the rich downtown, the same tea availible at K-mart for $1.99 a box. But, I NEED it! No other tea is approved for my cult!
Religious zealotism is typically bad... regardless of it being old-age or new-age.
Yup. My spaztastic social commentary. ROCK ON NYTHA!!!
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excellent commentary alex!
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