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ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!! ...hahaha AUBURN JOKES!!! Q. What is the difference between an Auburn Fan and a puppy? A. Puppys eventually stop whining. YOU MIGHT BE AN AUBIE IF....... *Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!" *You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' *Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. *You go to your family reunion looking for a date. *Your Junior/Senior Prom date had a Daycare service. *You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." *You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. *You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. *The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. *You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. *One of your kids was born on a pool table. *Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. *You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. *You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. *Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. *You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. *You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. *Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos." *Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. How do you keep an Auburn player out of your yard?Put a goal post in it. Roll Tide! What do you call an Auburn fan with no brothers or sisters?A virgin What is blue and orange, 100 yards long, and has two teeth?The front row at Jordan-Hare Stadium.