tick, tick...BOOM!

[sexy_gay_pimp05]

J = Jonathon
S = Susan
M = Michael
+ = Same time

No More-

M: No more walking up six flights of stairs or throwing down the key because there is no buzzer
No more walking 13 blocks with 30 pounds of laundry in the fucking dead of winter
No more faulty wiring, no more painted floors, no more spitting out my
Ultra Brite on top of dirty dishes in the one and only sink

Hello to my walk-in closet
Tidy as Park Avenue
Hello my butcher block table
I could get used, I could get used, I could get used to you

No more climbing over sleeping people before you get out the door of your own building
M, J: No more
M: Noxious fumes from gas heaters that are illegal
J: Or will blow up while you are sleeping
Both: Woah
M: No more
J: Leaky ceilings
M: No more
J: Holes in the floor
Both: No more
J: Taking a shower in the kitchen while your roommate's eating breakfast
Both: And you're getting water on his Corn Flakes

Hello to shiny new parquet wood floors
As waxed as a wealthy girl's legs
Hello dear Mr. Dishwasher
I could get used
I could get used
I could get used to you

J: No more exotic
M: No more erotic
Both: No more anything but pleasantly robotic

M: We're moving on up (J: echo)
M: To the East Side (J: echo)
Both: To a deluxe apartment in the sky

(various uh huh's, yeah's, etc.)

Hello to dear Mr. Doorman
Who looks like Kaptain Kangaroo
Hello dear fellow
And how do you do

M: I could get used (J: echo)
M: even seduced (J: echo)
Both: I could get used to you, Ow! Oh yeah!