Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
world0nastring (-5000 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In May I set
narcoticskank's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I gave
spooky_ethanol a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I pulled
luv_a_freto's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5075 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sexy_fag_cookie