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I think I am going to write a book. Called HOW TO NOT BE AN A-HOLE. Its for guys. Each chapter will be from the following bulletpoints:
- One: An intro from girls who have dated a-holes, and boys who were a-holes until they realized they weren't going to be able to keep their amazing girlfriends.
- Two: If you want to end it, man up, pull your balls out of your purse, and END IT. Don't turn into an a-hole just so we will leave you and you feel like you're the good guy
- Three: If you are following Chapter Two's advice and are going to end things, DON'T HAVE SEX WITH US. Having sex with a girl, and then dumping her, is grounds for severe revenge. As in, we will tell everyone about your small dick/premature ejaculation problem/possible STI infections
- Chapters Four-Ten involve NOT PUTTING STUPID SHIT LIKE WEED AND MOTORCYCLES BEFORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. I.e. if you MAKE A PROMISE to give something up, GIVE IT UP, don't break it, tell us three months later, and then turn us into the bad guy. However, you can put family before us. Just not inanimate objects/non-living things. Obviously emergencies are also BEFORE US.
- Chapter Eleven will entail NOT CALLING YOUR GIRLFRIEND FAT AFTER SHE LEAVES YOU FOR YOU CHOOSING YOUR MOTORCYCLE OVER HER.
- Chapter twelve entails revenge when your boyfriend has broken all of the above rules.