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[sexy_and_skorty]

NO.

NO.

FUCKING NO.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK.

OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM!?

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK WITH AL AND WINRY I WILL KILL YOU.

Comments

[key2yourheart]

Ed...? Oh god, I hate this right now.

[sexy_and_skorty]

YOU THINK YOU HATE THIS!? AT LEAST I'M NOT SHORT, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. THIS BODY SMELLS LIKE GAY.

[key2yourheart]

... Gay has a smell?

[sexy_and_skorty]

It smells like Envy.

[key2yourheart]

Oh, well then... I have no clue how Envy smells so... yeah.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Like gay.

[key2yourheart]

You know what...

You're an ass. I don't know what either smells like, THEN.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm only an ass because I'm grumpy. And I'm grumpy because I'm away from my family and in the worst fucking body EVER.

[key2yourheart]

nkhbavdhfgvashdfafs Sorry.

This sucks.

[sexy_and_skorty]

It really does.

Oh Goddammit now Al's gonna flip out and skdnfasklddvbfka;dbdjk fuck where the hell is my fucking father.

[key2yourheart]

It better go away soon.

jsdfvbsdgvfhgfsdf Of all the times my body had to be switched!

[sexy_and_skorty]

This fucking sucks. I don't even know where the hell I am.

[key2yourheart]

Explore...?

[sexy_and_skorty]

I might.

[key2yourheart]

... That body is totally unattractive. I hope you change back soon.

[sexy_and_skorty]

See, if I knew how to do Envy's shape changing thing, I'd just change into MY body.