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[sexy_and_skorty]

NO.

NO.

FUCKING NO.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK.

OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM!?

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK WITH AL AND WINRY I WILL KILL YOU.

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[notfullmetal]

And here I thought things couldn't get worse.

[sexy_and_skorty]

DON'T CHALLENGE WORSE, YOU RETARD. BECAUSE NOW IT'S FUCKING GOING TO GET WORSE.

[notfullmetal]

Sorry.

[sexy_and_skorty]

THAT'S OKAY.

UH. FUCK.

COLONEL SAID HE'D COME UP TODAY SO UH

HE'LL MAKE SURE ENVY!ME DOESN'T KILL YOU

[notfullmetal]

Oh.... alright.... um.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I am so fucking sorry.

[notfullmetal]

It's... it's not your fault.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No shit but now I fucking feel bad.

[notfullmetal]

We'll... we'll be okay...

[sexy_and_skorty]

You guys be careful. He's a weakass human now, and he wouldn't know how to use alchemy anyway, but keep on guard.

[upyourscolonel]

Wouldn't I?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Not NEARLY as fucking good as I can. You haven't seen the shit that I've seen.

All my alchemical knowledge came with me. You'll be lucky if you can transmute with circles.

[upyourscolonel]

You don't know shit about me, do you.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You use alchemy, and I'll transform this body of yours into a giant dick.

[upyourscolonel]

Anything my body becomes is reversible.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Just don't fuck around, assmunch.

I haven't used alchemy since the Truth was in control of my body. Something felt way different. So don't fuck around with alchemy.