"Don't worry thats just uncle derrick"
Last night we went to cody's house aand sat outside around a camp fire.. it was a lotttt of fun. Cody even asked us for our numbers so he could call us next time =D. He loves us, he really does.
Derrick got to talking about how his knee is fucked up and how colleges only look at your junior year in baseball. Then he started predicting his future.
His words:
"So, since i'm not gonna get to play baseball. I'm just gonna be a huge alcoholic loser. But i'm gonna have this best friend named michaela and she's gonna support me cuz she's gonna be hella successful and hella rich. So she's gonna have this husband thats like so perfect for her and all their perfect little kids in their pefect huge house. And then i'm gonna be on the couch drunk as fuck. And her kids are gonna be like 'Mommy, who's that guy on our couch' and michaela will be like 'oh dont worry, thats just uncle derrick' and the little kids will be like 'why does he drink all of the time?" and michaela will be like 'SH!!!! WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT IN FRONT OF HIM! Pretend like its not happenening!'" - there was more but i cant really remember.
hahah of course derrick. we'll grow old together. you, me and my husband.
So uhh.. you know how i saw i lost my wallet.. well i did.. and it was at the tracy mall.. so i called to see if they had it and they did. and i was totally stoked.. so i drove there and waited in a huge line.. which ended up being the wrong line. SO i went over to this other office thing and asked them for it.. and the lady brought it out and there was ZERO cash in it.. So once again, i got another 100 dollars ripped off.. These little bitches were so shiesty, they even took all of my change. mother fuckers.
poonyaa: over $100 from your wallet?
poonyaa: i'd be shanking people left and right
poonyaa: grandmas, popes, puppies, i wouldn't care.
So i'm leaving tomorrow for oceanside at 5 IN THE MORNING.. graaand. And we're taking my dad's truck.. EVEN MORE WONDERFUL. Nice and cozy little 6-7 hour trip.
This was a long ass/rambling entry. Kass knows why.
Derrick got to talking about how his knee is fucked up and how colleges only look at your junior year in baseball. Then he started predicting his future.
His words:
"So, since i'm not gonna get to play baseball. I'm just gonna be a huge alcoholic loser. But i'm gonna have this best friend named michaela and she's gonna support me cuz she's gonna be hella successful and hella rich. So she's gonna have this husband thats like so perfect for her and all their perfect little kids in their pefect huge house. And then i'm gonna be on the couch drunk as fuck. And her kids are gonna be like 'Mommy, who's that guy on our couch' and michaela will be like 'oh dont worry, thats just uncle derrick' and the little kids will be like 'why does he drink all of the time?" and michaela will be like 'SH!!!! WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT IN FRONT OF HIM! Pretend like its not happenening!'" - there was more but i cant really remember.
hahah of course derrick. we'll grow old together. you, me and my husband.
So uhh.. you know how i saw i lost my wallet.. well i did.. and it was at the tracy mall.. so i called to see if they had it and they did. and i was totally stoked.. so i drove there and waited in a huge line.. which ended up being the wrong line. SO i went over to this other office thing and asked them for it.. and the lady brought it out and there was ZERO cash in it.. So once again, i got another 100 dollars ripped off.. These little bitches were so shiesty, they even took all of my change. mother fuckers.
poonyaa: over $100 from your wallet?
poonyaa: i'd be shanking people left and right
poonyaa: grandmas, popes, puppies, i wouldn't care.
So i'm leaving tomorrow for oceanside at 5 IN THE MORNING.. graaand. And we're taking my dad's truck.. EVEN MORE WONDERFUL. Nice and cozy little 6-7 hour trip.
This was a long ass/rambling entry. Kass knows why.