"Why you gotta be so sexy for?"
TAYLOR JORDANNE BURRUSS IS 17 YEARS OLD!!! YEEEHHHH BUDDY!!
Kass, Sabina, and I threw her a party...
We went all out... we decorated the house and everything... I got a indian head dress and a bow and arrow. Sabina got a clown crown type thing? Kass had a fire chief hat. We were pimped out.
Taylor's present was amazing... we got her a blow up doll, a football helmet that dispenses beer, boobie buster pills, a fart fan, and i think some other shit.
Everyone showed up around 7 or 8. Doogie wore a $600 suit.. so thats cool. Derrick was already wasted when he got to my house and he continued drinking.
Logan brought me a birthday card.. and shared his beer wih me. He is absolutely amazing. <3
Derrick wins the MOST DRUNK award
A few of the things he did...
.Tried to fight Logan
.Compared the noise level to beer and flowers
.Pushed Grant down my hill (The funniest thing that happened all night)
.Back-handed Sanonda
.Choked Sanonda
I love you Derrick, i'm glad you accompished your goal
Random ass people started showing up. We had to regulate. If i dont know you, or talk to you on a regular basis, why would i let you into my house? Sorrrryyyy Gabbyy, you know i would of let you in if it was different circumstances.
Taylor didnt even show up til like 9. But we got her drinking immediatly.
Nick Caravelli was here last night!! HOLY LORD. it was his first time drinking. how cute is that. He's just adorable.
Heather was the first to yack... Its alright suga, it happens to the best of us. It was that nasty ass whiskey i gave u =/
When i went into the bathroom to see her she was all "I'M JUST MAKING ROOM.. IM JUST MAKING ROOM!"
Since Chris was out of town, sabina carried on her tradition and made love to the toilet.
Albie, Kyle, and Larry had a 394829384 hour long conversation with my mom.. they love her.
There's a lot of funny stuff that went on, i just dont feel like writing about it.. I had a wonderful time. I wish Tay would of been there for the whole thing and i wish she had a better time. =/
Thank you to everyone who helped regulate =)
I said "peace out" like 4,000 times last night.
ps. Way to gitrdone Kass =)
pps. I'm proud of you Snanny
ppps. Derrick we failed in having the typed out heart to heart.
pppps. Annie, i will always call you very late at night.
ppppps. Durbin, we needneedneed to talk.
pppppps. Someone stole Taylor's phone, Grant's phone and $100 dollars from my wallet. wtf.
Kass, Sabina, and I threw her a party...
We went all out... we decorated the house and everything... I got a indian head dress and a bow and arrow. Sabina got a clown crown type thing? Kass had a fire chief hat. We were pimped out.
Taylor's present was amazing... we got her a blow up doll, a football helmet that dispenses beer, boobie buster pills, a fart fan, and i think some other shit.
Everyone showed up around 7 or 8. Doogie wore a $600 suit.. so thats cool. Derrick was already wasted when he got to my house and he continued drinking.
Logan brought me a birthday card.. and shared his beer wih me. He is absolutely amazing. <3
Derrick wins the MOST DRUNK award
A few of the things he did...
.Tried to fight Logan
.Compared the noise level to beer and flowers
.Pushed Grant down my hill (The funniest thing that happened all night)
.Back-handed Sanonda
.Choked Sanonda
I love you Derrick, i'm glad you accompished your goal
Random ass people started showing up. We had to regulate. If i dont know you, or talk to you on a regular basis, why would i let you into my house? Sorrrryyyy Gabbyy, you know i would of let you in if it was different circumstances.
Taylor didnt even show up til like 9. But we got her drinking immediatly.
Nick Caravelli was here last night!! HOLY LORD. it was his first time drinking. how cute is that. He's just adorable.
Heather was the first to yack... Its alright suga, it happens to the best of us. It was that nasty ass whiskey i gave u =/
When i went into the bathroom to see her she was all "I'M JUST MAKING ROOM.. IM JUST MAKING ROOM!"
Since Chris was out of town, sabina carried on her tradition and made love to the toilet.
Albie, Kyle, and Larry had a 394829384 hour long conversation with my mom.. they love her.
There's a lot of funny stuff that went on, i just dont feel like writing about it.. I had a wonderful time. I wish Tay would of been there for the whole thing and i wish she had a better time. =/
Thank you to everyone who helped regulate =)
I said "peace out" like 4,000 times last night.
ps. Way to gitrdone Kass =)
pps. I'm proud of you Snanny
ppps. Derrick we failed in having the typed out heart to heart.
pppps. Annie, i will always call you very late at night.
ppppps. Durbin, we needneedneed to talk.
pppppps. Someone stole Taylor's phone, Grant's phone and $100 dollars from my wallet. wtf.