mmm, reality t.v.
Man, this season of the Bachelorette is going to be AWESOME, judging by the season premiere. Among the 100% white cast of 100% tools, there are two Tanners, a Kiptyn, and the fitness model (?) who refers to himself as BillBro ("On a scale of one to BillBro, I would rate myself a BillBro. The hottest.")
"What do you say...to an angel?"
"She really punched me in the face with how beautiful she was."
"I don't think I'm drop-dead gorgeous. But I do have a huge heart."
"It's like a shark. There's blood in the water, and all the guys are swarming. I came for the prize, and I'm goin' after it. It's time to whoop some ass, dude." HAHA AND THEN HE PLAYED HER A COUNTRY SONG
"I think I could tell, within ten seconds, if I will marry a girl based on her feet. I got a glimpse of her feet in the pool. They're good. They're phenomenal."
"I hate all these guys." ...do you realize what show you signed up for, douchebag?
"She seemed like my soulmate. She seemed like the girl version of me."
"Maybe she's a little more country. Maybe that's it. Maybe I'm too city. (rationalizes for 5 minutes, and then:) Maybe she doesn't like awesome guys."
"What do you say...to an angel?"
"She really punched me in the face with how beautiful she was."
"I don't think I'm drop-dead gorgeous. But I do have a huge heart."
"It's like a shark. There's blood in the water, and all the guys are swarming. I came for the prize, and I'm goin' after it. It's time to whoop some ass, dude." HAHA AND THEN HE PLAYED HER A COUNTRY SONG
"I think I could tell, within ten seconds, if I will marry a girl based on her feet. I got a glimpse of her feet in the pool. They're good. They're phenomenal."
"I hate all these guys." ...do you realize what show you signed up for, douchebag?
"She seemed like my soulmate. She seemed like the girl version of me."
"Maybe she's a little more country. Maybe that's it. Maybe I'm too city. (rationalizes for 5 minutes, and then:) Maybe she doesn't like awesome guys."