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What the fuck is up, yo? I'm loadeedd! hahaha. Yess, son!!
Drinking blue sourpuss, smokin some jizoints. :o) All is nice in the world.
Not so much to say, I just felt like updating anyway.
Ummm, I guess I could tell you about my day. I stayed at Mitch's last night after the bars. We didn't go to bed until like 7am & then I was up at 9am (as usual after a night of getting trashed) But I went back to bed & didn't get up until 1 or 2pm. Mitch had to be to work at 4, so we headed into town. Mitch bought me a new outfit to wear out tonight, which was mint. I look hot. :o) You know it. Moving on, after that I chilled at the mall for a bit by myself, then headed to Brittany's. Visited with her & her baby Owen, who is too cute for words. Mitch came to pick me up at 7pm then we headed up to Anthony's. Went to MacDonalds for something to eat (I got nuggets&fries :o)!!) waited forever for Craig to meet me. Steven tried to come hang out with everyone I was like eehhh, cuz nobody wanted me to invite him up. I felt bad. But yea... met Craig, met up with my sister & Theresa (who are also drinking tonight) liquor store, & Big Ben's... then back up to Anthony's to get our drunk on. Now I'm drunk, & stoned & everyone is waiting for me to be finished so we can smoke another jizzoint & walk up to the store for pizza burgers.
Word. It took me god damn forever to type this becuase I have about 10 shots in me & 4 or 5 drinks so I have to keep going back a million times to fix all the typos or you fuckers would have no god damn clue what the fuck I'm saying. Which is nothing much anyway.
Yea, fuckers. I'm headed to the god damn store to get some god damn pizza burgers because I'm god damn hungry & that's all there is to that shizit. Yo.
I don't know why the fuck I gave you a detaile update on what I did today, I guess I just had nothing else to say && I wanted to update anyway.
I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPPY FUCKING ST. PATRICKS DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IRISH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOADEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mother fuck I'm Irish & I got a fucking clover tat on my tit & my left cheek... fucking ass cheek!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. They're only fake tatoos that we got at Hermans last night. I made Mitch lick the one on my ass to make it stick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm a dirty bitch & I fucking love it. Jk. I ain't dirty. Well only in a good way. You know what the fuck I"m sayin mother fuck, I'm loaded. You can't hold me accountable for the shit that falls out of my mouth! Yo!
I guess that's fucking it though, yo. Cuz I ain't got shit else to say && Anthony made fucking tacos. So I'mma get5 all my shit up in those. You know what I'm sayin, yo.
Love your favorite lj'r, (Dont lie, I know that I'm big time fanfucktastic--BT TASTIC MOTHER FUCKKKKKKK!!!----)
Crystal :o) <3!!!