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my block is now a movie set. this shit is ridiculous, you wouldn't even believe it. they put out like, fake pumpkins and those dried up cornstalk things everywhere.... like that's what a city neighborhood looks like in october. yeah ok, hollywood. get real. martha stewart doesn't live here, she didn't decorate all of west lanvale street. I even saw someone sticking some fake leaves into a tree... haha. apparently our trees aren't good enough. they need some help.
the whole thing is so wild. rumor has it that nicole kidman's here. which cracks me up. i can imagine nicole kidman riding down martin luther king boulevard in a stretch limo, shitting her pants wondering, like the rest of us, why the hell she's in baltimore. oh god now there's some fake police officers walking around my building. is that what they think police officers look like? these guys look like strip-o-grams, or like they're in the village people. this is hilarious.
oh i'm definitely gonna go try to be in this shit. watch for me, america. i'll be the girl hiding in the fake cornstalks, trying to get famous.
the whole thing is so wild. rumor has it that nicole kidman's here. which cracks me up. i can imagine nicole kidman riding down martin luther king boulevard in a stretch limo, shitting her pants wondering, like the rest of us, why the hell she's in baltimore. oh god now there's some fake police officers walking around my building. is that what they think police officers look like? these guys look like strip-o-grams, or like they're in the village people. this is hilarious.
oh i'm definitely gonna go try to be in this shit. watch for me, america. i'll be the girl hiding in the fake cornstalks, trying to get famous.