Pixie Cursed!!
... I am hoping that by talking about it, that it doesn't continue!!! eep!
I am however, convinced that I have been slapped with a pixie curse. Perhaps it is a prelude, or perhaps an encore to all the other shit luck I've had lately... I don't know.
Last ...Thursday night, I was invited out to one of Lizzy's friends house, (great guy) for a BBQ. That was all great, the BBQ was amazing, the food was awesome, and his girlfriend had this super cute cuddly cat that took a liking to me.... right up until his Pug dog came racing up. Then the cat flipped out, and from where it had been cuddling, it -somehow- managed to scratch the crap out of my armpit. I have bruises, and cuts and it looks like someone went to town on my armpit in a couple spots LOL It hurt like fucking hell.
Friday night, I come home from work and am watching a mosquito land on Lizzies hair while talking to her, only to have the mosquito fly off her hair and land right on my eye! So.... natural reaction to mosquitos is to slap them right? Liz thought perhaps I had been momentarily possessed by a demon or something, I smacked myself in the face so hard.... ROFL I also let out this inhuman strangled sort of enraged noise that the mosquito would have the fucking NERVE to land on my eye... not only that, but make me make a complete ass of myself by slapping myself in the eye so hard.
Later Friday night, I'm going to bed and I go to bed & I lay down, and look up and lo & behold... there is a SPIDER building a web literally 6 inches above my pillow. It is so close to my pillow that I was amazed I managed to lay down without disrupting it. *sigh* So, I rolled back out of bed, and this spider I had already dealt with once before... and hadn't killed it... and so again I figure I'll not kill it, and I go to grab for a part of the web (very brave of me I must say, considering the level of arachnaphobia that I have) ....thinking I'll be able to trail the spider along to a better location. Nope.... the SECOND that I touch the web, the spider VANISHES. It didn't "drop" (you know how usually you can see them drop) ....it didn't run up the strand of web to my hand, it didn't trail along with the web like it ought to... no! It just... *poof* ...gone. Made me think perhaps i was being stalked by a magical spider.
Saturday night, we are out and this housefly landed on my arm.... a really really abnormally large housefly. I brushed it off... not flicked, brushed.... which usually gets the flies to ....fly away.... well it died. It just.... fell off my arm dead, onto the table.
Most bizarre.
Sunday was alright, nothing abnormal that I can think of.... and Monday has been okay too. Hopefully
I am however, convinced that I have been slapped with a pixie curse. Perhaps it is a prelude, or perhaps an encore to all the other shit luck I've had lately... I don't know.
Last ...Thursday night, I was invited out to one of Lizzy's friends house, (great guy) for a BBQ. That was all great, the BBQ was amazing, the food was awesome, and his girlfriend had this super cute cuddly cat that took a liking to me.... right up until his Pug dog came racing up. Then the cat flipped out, and from where it had been cuddling, it -somehow- managed to scratch the crap out of my armpit. I have bruises, and cuts and it looks like someone went to town on my armpit in a couple spots LOL It hurt like fucking hell.
Friday night, I come home from work and am watching a mosquito land on Lizzies hair while talking to her, only to have the mosquito fly off her hair and land right on my eye! So.... natural reaction to mosquitos is to slap them right? Liz thought perhaps I had been momentarily possessed by a demon or something, I smacked myself in the face so hard.... ROFL I also let out this inhuman strangled sort of enraged noise that the mosquito would have the fucking NERVE to land on my eye... not only that, but make me make a complete ass of myself by slapping myself in the eye so hard.
Later Friday night, I'm going to bed and I go to bed & I lay down, and look up and lo & behold... there is a SPIDER building a web literally 6 inches above my pillow. It is so close to my pillow that I was amazed I managed to lay down without disrupting it. *sigh* So, I rolled back out of bed, and this spider I had already dealt with once before... and hadn't killed it... and so again I figure I'll not kill it, and I go to grab for a part of the web (very brave of me I must say, considering the level of arachnaphobia that I have) ....thinking I'll be able to trail the spider along to a better location. Nope.... the SECOND that I touch the web, the spider VANISHES. It didn't "drop" (you know how usually you can see them drop) ....it didn't run up the strand of web to my hand, it didn't trail along with the web like it ought to... no! It just... *poof* ...gone. Made me think perhaps i was being stalked by a magical spider.
Saturday night, we are out and this housefly landed on my arm.... a really really abnormally large housefly. I brushed it off... not flicked, brushed.... which usually gets the flies to ....fly away.... well it died. It just.... fell off my arm dead, onto the table.
Most bizarre.
Sunday was alright, nothing abnormal that I can think of.... and Monday has been okay too. Hopefully