about time I do this
Thi is the Wende b/f Application, Once upon a time I told Wende would fill this out....so here it goes.
Full Name: Ethan Rowan Lindsey(aka Pandakins)
Age:20
Born:Sept. 3rd 1983
astrological sign: Virgo
Gender: male
ethnenticity: German/Scottish(explains my high alcohol tolerance)
state resides: Utah(how do you make pukey faces)
mental state: purry like a cat
favorite color: faded black
favorite letter:the one my name starts with
favorite pet: kitty kats of course
height: 6'3"
weight: about 165lbs
hair color: off black, but natural is dish water blonde
eye color: Brown (I have been told I have the same eyes as robert smith)
length of hair:short in back the rest is near down to my chiney chin chin chin.
Shoe size: 11 and 1/2(I can smash zombie heads)
waste size: 32 or something like that
brain size/IQ: about 140/ but I don't belive in that stuff
-rate you looks on a scale of 1-10 and why: Well I am Pandakins so I would be on a different scale all together.
-describle your personality in 10 words: Adorable, polite,wikki wikki,creative, funny like a bunny, compassionate, understanding, childlike, randomish kinda, and well spoken.
-are you argumentive?
Only a long time ago, my older sister and I would fight over the TV
-do you like cartoons/anime, which ones? I like that show Lupin(spelling?) and Felix the cat, Anf the curious George one. I can think of too many right now, I know there are more.
-what are your favorite things to eat?
I eat Sushi and fish. I like expensive cheese too with mini bread. Curry is good too.
-do you like video games?
Old role playing games, Especially the Shinning Force series.
-do you have a working male organ? I didn't know musical instruments had gender. I do but I got at a thrift store then it broke down, I am still trying to figure on how to fix it.
-how big is your male organ? about 4ftx1and1/2ftx4ft.
-do you like movies?What movies? I sure do. I like expermental film, and old crazy Silent movies. Oh Oh, and the opening of Skinny Puppy's Aint it dead yet video(which i am a proud owner of).
-What type of music do you like? Which Bands?
Industrial mostly, noise art too, along with apocalyptic folk.
-Would participate in playing Alice and Wonderland on a very twisted imagination? mmmmmm.....only if I get to eat all the oysters.
-What film character do you think best represents you and why? never thought of that well........I can't recall seeing a character that represents me...I let you know If I find one.
-do you believe in any conspiracy theories?
Those damn free Masons(yes)
-are at all OCD clean/neat? nope, If I was my hair would not look as it does ;)
-What are you spiritual beliefs? I once WAS LDS then I left. In high school I started a kangarooism thing, I only got one member to join. as of now all sorts of Mystical things.
-do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes, I always wonder about who and what I was.
-Describe the perfect girl for you. Well one that gives me flowers, one that goes along with my crazy tangents. One that gives me cute nick names. oNE THAT will stay home with me when I am sick. OO OO and I like really long hair. Lots more things too. One more thing, Ethan no like head games ewewew.
-Do you lie even to people you feel comfortable with, like youknow who you are, and do not have to impress?
Well I do tell false stories when I am drunk. Other wise I tell the truth about me myself and the Panda's
-do you like to cuddle? Of course, I am Mr. Cuddle pants you know.
-describe a good kiss? one that makes an unexpected funny noise.
-Do you have any health issues? Yes, my colon is not soo good.
-Name you biggest darkest secret: I will only tell in private.
-Describe you sexual habits and/or appitite: Normal I guess, never had anyone willing to be creative.
-Do you like humor and to have fun?
Yes of course,
-Are you unconditionally moody?
only when I have been rudely awoken
-Do you have an ego,if so how big?
pretty sure I do not
-Are you monogamus?
yepyepyepy, sleeping around seems sooo boring
-How many sexual partners have you had? 3
-Do you believe in true love? Yes I sure do
-Are you overly obessed with porn?
I once looked at it, but I was a curious little boy. Not anymore.
-Do you drink/do drugs? I do drink(more than I should) as far as drugs go, I did mushrooms once it was scary.
-Describe what you dream for in life: I want to have a pretty little flower garden. Then I give the flowers to sad people.(simply put)
-Do you belive in the paranormal? yes, i have spent many a hour wandering around ghost towns at night.
-Do you think time travel is possible? only when you walk backwards and sing backwards
-Name something odd you can do that most others can't: my knee crackles, i like it.
-Are you artistic at all, or like art, how so? Well it runs in the family. I do lots of voice exercises,I read aloud too.I do some drawing too, but not much.
-Say the most sensitive thing you can think of right now that can make someone go "awwww". "Why are you soo cute Ethan"......heehe"Well i was born in a cabbage patch.
-If you were in a movie and had a scence, you had to cry in, what would you think of to motivate yourself to be sad:A long time ago A friend of mine and I would make fun of this guy in the neighborhood. He happend to be a war vetran so he walked funny. As he walked down the street my friend and I would make fun of him. Being 7 years old you don't know any better. So I would just imagine how he felt, when we made fun of him. It makes me sad whenever I think about it. Later I learned that he died. I would give so much just to apologize to him.
-What is the strangest thin you have ever done? ask me that on my death bed
-Why do you think Wende would be a good choice as a girlfriend:*swoon* She is the nicest girl I have ever met. She can cheer me up in a heartbeat. Plus she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cutie. And she is a Samuria Princess.
that is that.
I hope I get the job.
Full Name: Ethan Rowan Lindsey(aka Pandakins)
Age:20
Born:Sept. 3rd 1983
astrological sign: Virgo
Gender: male
ethnenticity: German/Scottish(explains my high alcohol tolerance)
state resides: Utah(how do you make pukey faces)
mental state: purry like a cat
favorite color: faded black
favorite letter:the one my name starts with
favorite pet: kitty kats of course
height: 6'3"
weight: about 165lbs
hair color: off black, but natural is dish water blonde
eye color: Brown (I have been told I have the same eyes as robert smith)
length of hair:short in back the rest is near down to my chiney chin chin chin.
Shoe size: 11 and 1/2(I can smash zombie heads)
waste size: 32 or something like that
brain size/IQ: about 140/ but I don't belive in that stuff
-rate you looks on a scale of 1-10 and why: Well I am Pandakins so I would be on a different scale all together.
-describle your personality in 10 words: Adorable, polite,wikki wikki,creative, funny like a bunny, compassionate, understanding, childlike, randomish kinda, and well spoken.
-are you argumentive?
Only a long time ago, my older sister and I would fight over the TV
-do you like cartoons/anime, which ones? I like that show Lupin(spelling?) and Felix the cat, Anf the curious George one. I can think of too many right now, I know there are more.
-what are your favorite things to eat?
I eat Sushi and fish. I like expensive cheese too with mini bread. Curry is good too.
-do you like video games?
Old role playing games, Especially the Shinning Force series.
-do you have a working male organ? I didn't know musical instruments had gender. I do but I got at a thrift store then it broke down, I am still trying to figure on how to fix it.
-how big is your male organ? about 4ftx1and1/2ftx4ft.
-do you like movies?What movies? I sure do. I like expermental film, and old crazy Silent movies. Oh Oh, and the opening of Skinny Puppy's Aint it dead yet video(which i am a proud owner of).
-What type of music do you like? Which Bands?
Industrial mostly, noise art too, along with apocalyptic folk.
-Would participate in playing Alice and Wonderland on a very twisted imagination? mmmmmm.....only if I get to eat all the oysters.
-What film character do you think best represents you and why? never thought of that well........I can't recall seeing a character that represents me...I let you know If I find one.
-do you believe in any conspiracy theories?
Those damn free Masons(yes)
-are at all OCD clean/neat? nope, If I was my hair would not look as it does ;)
-What are you spiritual beliefs? I once WAS LDS then I left. In high school I started a kangarooism thing, I only got one member to join. as of now all sorts of Mystical things.
-do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes, I always wonder about who and what I was.
-Describe the perfect girl for you. Well one that gives me flowers, one that goes along with my crazy tangents. One that gives me cute nick names. oNE THAT will stay home with me when I am sick. OO OO and I like really long hair. Lots more things too. One more thing, Ethan no like head games ewewew.
-Do you lie even to people you feel comfortable with, like youknow who you are, and do not have to impress?
Well I do tell false stories when I am drunk. Other wise I tell the truth about me myself and the Panda's
-do you like to cuddle? Of course, I am Mr. Cuddle pants you know.
-describe a good kiss? one that makes an unexpected funny noise.
-Do you have any health issues? Yes, my colon is not soo good.
-Name you biggest darkest secret: I will only tell in private.
-Describe you sexual habits and/or appitite: Normal I guess, never had anyone willing to be creative.
-Do you like humor and to have fun?
Yes of course,
-Are you unconditionally moody?
only when I have been rudely awoken
-Do you have an ego,if so how big?
pretty sure I do not
-Are you monogamus?
yepyepyepy, sleeping around seems sooo boring
-How many sexual partners have you had? 3
-Do you believe in true love? Yes I sure do
-Are you overly obessed with porn?
I once looked at it, but I was a curious little boy. Not anymore.
-Do you drink/do drugs? I do drink(more than I should) as far as drugs go, I did mushrooms once it was scary.
-Describe what you dream for in life: I want to have a pretty little flower garden. Then I give the flowers to sad people.(simply put)
-Do you belive in the paranormal? yes, i have spent many a hour wandering around ghost towns at night.
-Do you think time travel is possible? only when you walk backwards and sing backwards
-Name something odd you can do that most others can't: my knee crackles, i like it.
-Are you artistic at all, or like art, how so? Well it runs in the family. I do lots of voice exercises,I read aloud too.I do some drawing too, but not much.
-Say the most sensitive thing you can think of right now that can make someone go "awwww". "Why are you soo cute Ethan"......heehe"Well i was born in a cabbage patch.
-If you were in a movie and had a scence, you had to cry in, what would you think of to motivate yourself to be sad:A long time ago A friend of mine and I would make fun of this guy in the neighborhood. He happend to be a war vetran so he walked funny. As he walked down the street my friend and I would make fun of him. Being 7 years old you don't know any better. So I would just imagine how he felt, when we made fun of him. It makes me sad whenever I think about it. Later I learned that he died. I would give so much just to apologize to him.
-What is the strangest thin you have ever done? ask me that on my death bed
-Why do you think Wende would be a good choice as a girlfriend:*swoon* She is the nicest girl I have ever met. She can cheer me up in a heartbeat. Plus she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cutie. And she is a Samuria Princess.
that is that.
I hope I get the job.