It's just a thought
Violent WorId: they say buttered-toast always lands buttered-side down. and a cat always lands on it's feet. what happens if you strap a piece of toast, buttered-side up, to a cat's back?
Will is Moshpit: the cat lands on his feet
Violent WorId: st3v3n wr1ght
Will is Moshpit: just taking into consideration the dynamics.. it's basic physics, the cat's mass, volume, and density is more than that of the toast
Violent WorId: k, did you factor in the butter?
Will is Moshpit: of course
Violent WorId: but what if it's like, home made butter. that factors in the weight.
Violent WorId: therefore, opposites would exert force upon each other causing the cat to land on his side
Will is Moshpit: the opposites would need to be equal for that to happen
Will is Moshpit: a cat will always weight more then a single piece of toast
Violent WorId: who's to say what kind of butter it was
Violent WorId: that's what we call a variable
Will is Moshpit: it doesn't matter!
Violent WorId: k, you tell that to the cat when it's got broken ribs
Will is Moshpit: lmao
Violent WorId: n
Violent WorId: then we take the cat to the animal shelter
Violent WorId: and say we found in on dafonte's porch
Will is Moshpit: lmfao
Violent WorId: nix that in
Will is Moshpit: it has no part in the law of physics that if there is two onequal sides, the more potent side will land first, and fall at a greater rate
Violent WorId: k we're past what happens, we're onto what we do with the cat
Will is Moshpit: the cat would not be injured
Will is Moshpit: unless of course
Will is Moshpit: you strapped an equally heavy cat to it's back, facing opposite sides
Will is Moshpit: then it would be a battle or strength
Violent WorId: or if i just kicked the cat in mid-air as to not lose the arguement
Will is Moshpit: that would make me sad
Will is Moshpit: :(
Late night conversation is the best sometimes.
Alright... what's new, nothing at all.. yeah, maybe I should go get a survey and sport how pathetic I am by posting it in this journal, so people will think I want them to know about me, when in reality I only did it out of pure boredom. I would post it only so that there seemed like there was a reason for answering typed out questions that I'm not getting a grade that supports furthering my education for.
God damn, I wanna get a BMEzine/IAM account, but I is po'. 10 fucking dollars and I can't afford it.. maybe I won't spend the next 10 dollars I get on drugs.
This morning's class was very entertaining. Lack of sleep pays off. "Lunchbox" told me I looked gay, lmao.. so I turned to him and said something to the effect of 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHE BAG, NO, RIGHT THERE -middle finger-, RIGHT THERE, BITCH! I'LL NUT ALL OVER YOUR CHEST AND WE'LL SEE WHO LOOKS GAY THEN!'
Then, since they have us in this mandatory drug education program (I go to the bad kid's school).. I walked into my second period class and the teacher said "Where were you?" I responded with "Smoking Crack, that's what I do, I smoke crack, and litter."
I don't put up with much when I'm tired. I should go to school like that more often. Hmmmm..
But, maybe not.. I think I might like to go to bed now.
Hit Bottom or Hit Kim,
WiLL
P.S. I am the sexiest man alive
Will is Moshpit: the cat lands on his feet
Violent WorId: st3v3n wr1ght
Will is Moshpit: just taking into consideration the dynamics.. it's basic physics, the cat's mass, volume, and density is more than that of the toast
Violent WorId: k, did you factor in the butter?
Will is Moshpit: of course
Violent WorId: but what if it's like, home made butter. that factors in the weight.
Violent WorId: therefore, opposites would exert force upon each other causing the cat to land on his side
Will is Moshpit: the opposites would need to be equal for that to happen
Will is Moshpit: a cat will always weight more then a single piece of toast
Violent WorId: who's to say what kind of butter it was
Violent WorId: that's what we call a variable
Will is Moshpit: it doesn't matter!
Violent WorId: k, you tell that to the cat when it's got broken ribs
Will is Moshpit: lmao
Violent WorId: n
Violent WorId: then we take the cat to the animal shelter
Violent WorId: and say we found in on dafonte's porch
Will is Moshpit: lmfao
Violent WorId: nix that in
Will is Moshpit: it has no part in the law of physics that if there is two onequal sides, the more potent side will land first, and fall at a greater rate
Violent WorId: k we're past what happens, we're onto what we do with the cat
Will is Moshpit: the cat would not be injured
Will is Moshpit: unless of course
Will is Moshpit: you strapped an equally heavy cat to it's back, facing opposite sides
Will is Moshpit: then it would be a battle or strength
Violent WorId: or if i just kicked the cat in mid-air as to not lose the arguement
Will is Moshpit: that would make me sad
Will is Moshpit: :(
Late night conversation is the best sometimes.
Alright... what's new, nothing at all.. yeah, maybe I should go get a survey and sport how pathetic I am by posting it in this journal, so people will think I want them to know about me, when in reality I only did it out of pure boredom. I would post it only so that there seemed like there was a reason for answering typed out questions that I'm not getting a grade that supports furthering my education for.
God damn, I wanna get a BMEzine/IAM account, but I is po'. 10 fucking dollars and I can't afford it.. maybe I won't spend the next 10 dollars I get on drugs.
This morning's class was very entertaining. Lack of sleep pays off. "Lunchbox" told me I looked gay, lmao.. so I turned to him and said something to the effect of 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHE BAG, NO, RIGHT THERE -middle finger-, RIGHT THERE, BITCH! I'LL NUT ALL OVER YOUR CHEST AND WE'LL SEE WHO LOOKS GAY THEN!'
Then, since they have us in this mandatory drug education program (I go to the bad kid's school).. I walked into my second period class and the teacher said "Where were you?" I responded with "Smoking Crack, that's what I do, I smoke crack, and litter."
I don't put up with much when I'm tired. I should go to school like that more often. Hmmmm..
But, maybe not.. I think I might like to go to bed now.
Hit Bottom or Hit Kim,
WiLL
P.S. I am the sexiest man alive