"We're going to throw a party once it's warm enough to watch dirty movies outside again..."
Decontextualized quote of the day.
In reference to my Alexis, Jen, and "Playmate of the Apes". I have it. They both want it. It's a soft-core porno about a bunch of hot babes that land on a planet inhabited by a bunch of hot ape-babes. They then proceed to have alot of sex with each other. Hotness ensues.
My dad bought it because buying soft-core porno and never watching it is his favorite hobby, and he just gave me a box of DVDs he doesn't want anymore. I'm not sure if he knows it was in that box. My mom saw it and commented on it. It was pretty akward.
Anyway, MY favorite hobby is watching dirty movies on my porch, with my projection screen TV angled so that all of the neighbors can see it. Since I can't decide who deserves the movie more, Alexis or Jen, my compromise is to throw a party where we can watch the movie and invite them both. I'm alot like King Solomon.
The previous inhabitants of my house used to throw parties every wekeend in which people got shot. So the neighbors are still relieved to have us. Thier criminality gives us alot of wiggle-room for tomfoolery. It's great.
I heard last week that my house is Never Never Land and we are the Lost Girls. I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment, insult, or mere observation, but I couldn't agree more.
In reference to my Alexis, Jen, and "Playmate of the Apes". I have it. They both want it. It's a soft-core porno about a bunch of hot babes that land on a planet inhabited by a bunch of hot ape-babes. They then proceed to have alot of sex with each other. Hotness ensues.
My dad bought it because buying soft-core porno and never watching it is his favorite hobby, and he just gave me a box of DVDs he doesn't want anymore. I'm not sure if he knows it was in that box. My mom saw it and commented on it. It was pretty akward.
Anyway, MY favorite hobby is watching dirty movies on my porch, with my projection screen TV angled so that all of the neighbors can see it. Since I can't decide who deserves the movie more, Alexis or Jen, my compromise is to throw a party where we can watch the movie and invite them both. I'm alot like King Solomon.
The previous inhabitants of my house used to throw parties every wekeend in which people got shot. So the neighbors are still relieved to have us. Thier criminality gives us alot of wiggle-room for tomfoolery. It's great.
I heard last week that my house is Never Never Land and we are the Lost Girls. I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment, insult, or mere observation, but I couldn't agree more.