THE REVENGE OF SMUSH!!!!!!

Sep 13, 2010 21:12

The story just gets better.

A human guild representative was left at the old fortress, and last I saw him, he was in the group of dwarves being terrified by Smush. I abandoned the fortress, and there he is, Omli the Psychotic Guild Representative.

In the new fortress, Hermitanus, Omli showed back up, and this time he got trapped in the empty moat that wasn't finished yet. He was there for about a year. Meanwhile, in the craftsdwarf's hut, a stone mason didn't get any rough gems, and went violent berserk. Omli, meanwhile, started flashing the blue exclamation. At EXACTLY THE SAME MOMENT, Omli and the Berserk Stonecrafter emerge from their respective spaces at exactly the same time.

Berserk Stonecrafter attacks a few dwarves, murders them. Omli is depressed and suicidal, and isn't moving fast enough. Berserk Stonecrafter rips Omli apart, leaving a gooey little blob of human guild representative on the floor.

I predict a siege out of this, and, frankly, I blame Smush. THAT FUCKING GOBLIN.
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