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Sep 03, 2010 01:38

The glory of Of Montreal's "False Priest" seems to fit my current goblin siegery quite well. Weird!

Latest dwarf news:

We have run out of jewels. I have dug exploratory shafts all around, and I have not found a single jewel to my name. The only solution? Making raw green glass and keeping it around for the inevitable jewel-mad possession to happen. Yes, it's tacky, but it's the best we can do given the circumstances.

A recent artifact, "Doomedglasses", is an alder wood bracelet, intricately carved with every species of tree we have on premises. It's actually rather remarkable, I've not encountered anything like it. Tragically worthless, however.

I was given a Dungeon Master, but he died horribly two steps onto the screen, devoured by the very zombie wolves he was supposed to tame.

Goblin raids are progressing, and my intricate system of traps have been surprisingly successful thus far. Eerily so. I'm now worried that the game is thinking of something much worse to attack me with.
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