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[sexta_espada]

BORED. Ulquiorra, have you talked to Aizen-sama yet? I'm going a little stir-crazy. I'm thinking of going on some sort of a homicidal rampage. Thoughts?

In other news, I found this fanart of me and Ichigo. It amused me.

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[petit_shinigami]

Homicidal rampage?

....

Oh god. What the hell is that. That is so disturbing.

[sexta_espada]

Yes. Urge to kill rising.

It's fanart! Ichigo apparently wears strawberry-themed undergarments.

[petit_shinigami]

Just from being bored?

Why does he look possessed, though? ....I wonder if that has any truth to it.

[sexta_espada]

I don't like being stuck here.

He's fighting. And the artist was apparently too lazy to draw pupils.

...you'd probably know better than I would. My part if the picture is accurate, at least.

[petit_shinigami]

Ah. No missions lately?

Or a demonic spirit possessed him. Either or. Stupid fanartists.

Why would I know the color of his underwear. I'm actually still trying to figure out just what you're doing to him.

[sexta_espada]

No.

Apparently.

Don't you live with him or something? And I'm flipping up his bankai pimp jacket so that everyone can see his underpants.

[petit_shinigami]

Aizen busy with the twins? How awkward.

I don't do his laundry. Oh. I see that now. ...that is still really awkward.

[sexta_espada]

Yes.

I'm surprised that you're not well acquainted with his underwear.

[petit_shinigami]

What the hell. Why would I be acquainted with Ichigo's underwear?

[sexta_espada]

Like I said. You LIVE with him.

[petit_shinigami]

We also live with his DAD but I don't know what HIS underwear looks like. You are so bizarre.

[sexta_espada]

Where do you sleep at night?

[petit_shinigami]

...................................

Inside. On a bed. Not that it's any of your business.

[sexta_espada]

Whose bed?

[petit_shinigami]

Kurosaki-san bought them all so they're all his.

[sexta_espada]

Fine, I'll rephrase the question. Who sleeps in the bed with you?