Has anyone seen a panda?

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So...I was sort of in the living world earlier today, and I sort of lost track of Primera, and...er...I sort of can't find him. Has anyone seen a red panda running around, by any chance?

Please?

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

...how could you have lost him?

[sexta_espada]

HE RAN OFF!!!

[sexy_and_skorty]

Didja piss him off?

[sexta_espada]

No, he's just a fucking panda and probably got distracted by something shiny.

[sexy_and_skorty]

So keep him on a leash.

[sexta_espada]

He would've mauled me if I'd tried.

[sexy_and_skorty]

A little red panda? Maul you?

[sexta_espada]

Oh whatever, I just didn't think of it. And his claws are fucking sharp.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're scared of some little claws?

[sexta_espada]

No, I'm not fucking scared. He scratched the shit out of my back yesterday, but I'm not scared. I thought that he was enough himself that he wouldn't be a fucking idiot and wander off and get lost.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Animal instincts take over.

Just hope not so much that he fucks an animal like Naruto did~

[sexta_espada]

Apparently.

Gross. Shut up.

[sexy_and_skorty]

He fucked the pet I bought for Gaara. How do you think I feel.

[sexta_espada]

Ew are you fucking serious?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Yeah, I am. And when I made the post warning people about him I'd been joking.

I didn't think he'd really do it.

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