BWAHHHHHH
So, today I went downtown rock climbing. To celebrate, I got well drunk at some bar whose locationI knowsv no longer remember and then took the subway+bus home so my parents wouldn't get pissed teyhey had to pick up their drunk son. AAAAAAAnnnnnnyways, so I fell asleep and woke up at silvercity richmond hill which ain't so bad cause the bus could have taken me to newmarket at 1:30 am and i wouldn've been fuuuuuuuuuuucked
But Jake picked me up so all is AOIK!
I spoke to daddy when I got home, here's a convo sampler:
Lenny: Daddy, I is home, not drunks even a little bits!@
Dad: Lenny, I can smell the booze on you from here.
Lenny: No you can't, IT'S PIXIE DUST!
Dad: You're grounded.
Lenny: You can't ground me, I'm thirty-seven!
...
Lenny: And I'm fucking Mrs. Higgins!
Dad: We don't know a Mrs. Higgins. Go to your room.
In conclusion, I'm awesome.
But Jake picked me up so all is AOIK!
I spoke to daddy when I got home, here's a convo sampler:
Lenny: Daddy, I is home, not drunks even a little bits!@
Dad: Lenny, I can smell the booze on you from here.
Lenny: No you can't, IT'S PIXIE DUST!
Dad: You're grounded.
Lenny: You can't ground me, I'm thirty-seven!
...
Lenny: And I'm fucking Mrs. Higgins!
Dad: We don't know a Mrs. Higgins. Go to your room.
In conclusion, I'm awesome.